The Conservation Of Ass is an Iron Law of the video-game streaming universe, it is when a streamers skill is solely based on the amount of audio there microphone picks up. Such as, mouse clicks or the rapid spam of there keyboard so the louder the noises the worse that individual is at the specific game they are playing.
Jesse: This streamer i'm watching is so obnoxious, he's bad and his microphone picks up everything he does.
Mitchell: That streamer is a prime definition of the Conservation of Ass
Mitchell: That streamer is a prime definition of the Conservation of Ass
by Shmeat Your Maker May 23, 2018
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English.
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Guy 1: That guy is constructing a house.
Guy 2: Actually, that guy is constroying a house.
Guy 1: Yeah. Why is English like that anyway?
Guy 2: I dunno.
Guy 2: Actually, that guy is constroying a house.
Guy 1: Yeah. Why is English like that anyway?
Guy 2: I dunno.
by HorsepowerRemakesEnglish May 16, 2021
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In a sports match where one team is very far behind the other team, but manages to score point(s) very late in the game, despite the outcome already being obvious.
Most likely used in soccer/football where one team already has a huge advantage (5-0) and it's very late in the game (89th minute out of 90)
Most likely used in soccer/football where one team already has a huge advantage (5-0) and it's very late in the game (89th minute out of 90)
In Brazil v Germany's semi final match in the World Cup, Germany beat Brazil 7-1. Brazil scored their only goal in the 90th minute, making it a consolation goal because there was no way Brazil could change the outcome of the match (score 6 goals) in less than 1 minute.
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Other internet rando: sounds like conservmunism
Other internet rando: sounds like conservmunism
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Get the consies mug.the third version of breaking bad, usually not heard of because people always talk about breaking bad or fixing good.
person 1: breaking bad is literally the best show
person 2: tf u talking about fixing good is way better
person 3: wdym have yall never heard about constructing neutral?
person 2: tf u talking about fixing good is way better
person 3: wdym have yall never heard about constructing neutral?
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Get the constructing neutral mug.1. A special, real number that normalizes the ratio of douchebags in a conversation to the amount of time it takes for one or more of them to be called out as such.
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