Definitions by Amibelle

Capitlolism

When an economic-political system where extreme capitalism merges with spectacle governance, turning power, money, and ideology into a reality show. Often used when events are so chaotic or hypocritical that “late-stage capitalism” no longer feels like a sufficient explanation, so all you can do is laugh grimly.

Watching billionaires fund culture wars while infrastructure collapses is peak capitlolism.

Capitlolism by Amibelle February 9, 2026

Conservmunism 

When a conservative government indemnifies private companies against losses from striking workers.

Person in the UK: the government are even indemnifying the companies against losses, so they've no incentive to meet their demands

Other internet rando: sounds like conservmunism

Conservmunism by Amibelle December 13, 2022