Conkey

When a person who has glasses and curly hair simultaneously consumes alcohol and nicotine whilst masturbating over health physics monitors.

Woah! Look at that guy in the corner, he sure knows how to pull a conkey!

by Qwilliam April 28, 2025

Cockledoodledoo

A term coined by Synth Synthitect Synthellius the Sirth (alternatively known as Syn Synthitecture Synthellius Synantrum Synallicues)

it mean hello

Syn - "cockledoodledoo"
Noze - "Fuck you"
Mtre - "I am going to go buy more Gunplas."

by htnys February 18, 2026

Conley

Conley is the most gorgeous, sweet, kind, and loving girl ever. A very beautiful blonde with blue eyes, a perfect aryan. Most would know her as a petite princess.

Kayden: Wow Conley you are amazing!
Conley: I know

by Anthony Slaven June 26, 2025

Conker

slur referring to active members on the testosterone x gaming discord server founded by jake rix

andrew is a fukn conker that nga

by tapmw September 22, 2025

arse-cockle

Alternative term for a hemorrhoid (a.k.a. arse grape).

I'm suffering from the discharge from my arse-cockles and it's causing me some rather unpleasant chaffing in the pants region.

by The Wheelchair Detective August 22, 2006

Knob Conker

A rather unpleasant person, or someone you dislike. As offensive as dick head, without the obvious negative connotations

Often used when ones grandmother is present so as not to offend the geriatric wench.

The lads: great night out Saturday.
Rob: You didn't invite me out last week, you're a right knob conker!!

by notwillis October 6, 2012

ryan conley

ugly

you are a ryan conley

by tdghuwhfb March 24, 2017