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clam coma

A pussy so good, when you're done with it, it puts you in a clam induced coma.
"Damn that girl's pussy was soooo tight, it put me in a clam coma".
by Mister Kleen March 14, 2014
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booty coma

When da booty puts you in a coma
Damn..her booty had me in booty coma
by Urbanarion April 15, 2016
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Christmas Coma

when you eat so much food for Christmas dinner/lunch, that you need to lie down and pass out for the rest of the day.
I had so much food last Christmas that I got Christmas Coma at 2pm and didn't wake up until 4pm the next day.
by PoisonPurple May 11, 2016
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Coma constant

If you look up theories of whatever movie/series/book/game and take the number of all the speculations, you have to add (if not included) a certain constant in which (most of the time) a major character has been in coma the whole time and the plot was just made up in their head.

Because of this the number of theories can never be zero, thus making it a coma constant.
Person A: I really liked the story of {title}, I wonder if there are any good fan theories about it.
Person B: I've read something about {character} being in coma since {event}, nothing else

Person A: It's always that coma constant... Meh

Famous examples:
- Ash from Pokémon
- Harry from Harry Potter

- Finn from Adventure Time
by Lerua November 25, 2016
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backwood coma

A phenomenon occurring directly after smoking multiple Backwood roaches out of a bong where someone passes out wile hitttng it and sometimes causes shaking and possibly throwing up
My buddy was ripping the roach out of the bong and went into a backwood coma
by Redwood forest July 23, 2017
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wank coma

The act of masturbating and falling asleep shortly after wards as a result of exhaustion
It was 2am and after pumping out a fat one, I was in a wank coma.
by Bigfatdoggo October 11, 2017
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Spiritual Coma

A spiritual coma is when yuou pray so powerfully that you fall in to a coma of spirit. SPIRITUAL COMAS ARE CONTAGIOUS!
Dang was that guy praying cuz it looks like he just entered a spiritual coma bro!
by Dankboii January 28, 2018
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