@ContrabandCarla

Someone who doesn’t say anything for 3 months

Person 1: *doesn’t say anything for 3 months*
Person 2: you okay?
Person 1: yeah sorry i did an @ContrabandCarla

by Totally not @Stevie_monitor November 10, 2019

Colorado Death Roll

When a Sheila is giving a bloke a good ol’ jimmy. She might turn into a rolling dervish and attack his dingo.

Crikey mate, she gave me a Colorado Death Roll! And I still can’t feel me jimmy three days later!

by Jcrafty4451 February 28, 2020

Contraception Roulette

When you poke a hole in one of six condoms. Then you lay them out in front your girl and ask her to pick one.

I played contraception roulette with my girl three months ago... it was not the move.

by PatoGurrett August 5, 2020

Colgrave

To needlessly piece something together

Just colgrave it together

by QBStait June 9, 2021

Contradick

Contradick; noun; someone who reflexively opposes an idea posed to them. Even if they haven't thought about it before

My girlfriend is such a contradick, so stubborn and prideful. Contradicks hi, you try and express an idea and they gotta trample on it, then they get angsty when you call em out.

by Whilemanaltogether February 18, 2022

Colorado Early Colleges

A small school in Fort Collins full of ass-holes because they have no friends

Hey, did you know Im from Colorado Early Colleges?
Yeah. im the dipshit that likes men, notice how i said dipshit, thats my nickname, try to find me mfers

by Slipstream69420 January 22, 2023

Colorado snowball

When you put coke on a chicks ass and rub your balls in it. Then put your ball to her nose and she snorts it off.

I was in the club last night throwing Colorado snowballs at strippers.

by jmicd91 April 22, 2023