A penis that is long, hard, black and belongs to a black man. Most girls prefer dark-chocolate to white-chocolate due to its size.
by The MMMMMMM May 2, 2016
Get the dark-chocolatemug. Did you listen to the top-40 on the radio this morning? I think i can listen to Casey Kasem's audible chocolate all day.
by kkdontplay December 9, 2009
Get the audible chocolatemug. A black guy with a calm personality but an offensively large sexual ego. Probably has a tattoo reading "Sexual Chocolate".
by Rihanyce May 24, 2010
Get the Sexual Chocolatemug. by Milf Masta Clitface and MC Rd January 1, 2007
Get the chocolate spoonmug. by MRPrasad September 15, 2006
Get the chocolate pocketmug. 1. To masturbate.
2. To masturbate excessivly.
3. To masturbate after 40 days without tossing off because of Lent.
2. To masturbate excessivly.
3. To masturbate after 40 days without tossing off because of Lent.
by Kyle Warwick May 7, 2004
Get the eating chocolatemug. Chocolate Swirly: The act of giving someone a classic swirly, however, the toilet has been used by the perpetrator of the swirly, or if the toilet has just been used in general.
Johnny's day was to become a further series of eternal disappointments, as the football team ensared him by the neck, to deliver unto him a chocolate swirly; bane of the freshmen.
by radiophonics May 30, 2009
Get the Chocolate Swirlymug.