Chinese Skip

(V.) Meaning to skip ahead in the line, then go behind the person that let you skip.

Person 1: Hey man, I'm late to lunch can I Chinese skip you?

Person 2: Yeah, sure. Just remember to get behind me. :O

by Buddy Weiser March 28, 2011

chinese rocket

When you pee in your lover's eye then shuve your feces up her butt

She was so freaky that she asked me for a Chinese rocket

by Slothssssss April 14, 2017

chinese haircut

A rubbing of your nuckles on someone's head in a painful manner

Ah damn Garrett just gave me a Chinese haircut

by Hannajr April 17, 2017

chinese water dragon

Fish poop.. like the long stringy shit.. but it comes out of your dick after a long night of anal sex.

My boyfriend was really dehydrated and it gave me bad chinese water dragon

by Fuckingright November 19, 2018

Chips Ahoy

a delicious cookie that can also be chewy

i looooooove chips ahoy

by someone who is something February 6, 2019

licking chips

The act of playing the field by giving attention to many potential partners, but avoiding any serious advances.

Comes from the juvenile practice of licking chips, particularly Doritos brand, in order to claim them for oneself, but not necessarily eating them.

"Man, she called last night...I think she's still into me"
"Naw, she's just licking chips."

by RLIU July 20, 2007

Sweet Chinese Doughnut

Tenderly sodomizing a man with Chinese food with a doughnut located on your dick.

Doug: "So, what did you think of that Sweet Chinese Doughnut?"

Larry: "It made me feel special.....on the inside."

by me&myroommate November 8, 2010