Mud Child

A child, typically a stoner, with hair over their eyes. They generally wear skinny pants and act in ways that are not normal for their age. Stereotypically of Asian descent but can apply to anyone who fits the description. They usually hang with others like them and are oblivious to all but themselves.

Its nice and quiet on the HS bus.....then all of a sudden cooing sounds emit from kids in the middle of the bus where some 10th and 11th graders are sitting.

Frank: WTF is that!?
George: Mud Children......

by mud666 December 18, 2009

child-bride

A word that Urban dictionary refuse to define..

I tried to define child-bride on UD, but they refused to publish it. Doesn't stop them publishing 1000 different definitions for "nigger"!

by PV Person August 22, 2014

Devil Child

A certain female who causes damage to people both physically and mentally and will bite, scratch, shoot, pinch, kick, punch, ECT just to cause pain to people because she is absolutely obsessed with causing pain to people and ruining their lives.
And... most likely has AIDS.

that Devil Child ruined my life!

by Goganthian May 2, 2008

Gay-Child

Some one who resembles the characteristics and personalities of a child playing with his own wiener all the time.

Quit being such a Gay-Child like Saman Yazdani.

by Ze WoertMeister August 9, 2010

Dolphin Child

One of the many labels used to describe the children of the New earth, a New Age concept. (see also indigo children, crystal children) A child, teen, or adult who's past life was a dolphin and posesses many dolphin personality traits and habits; loving sea food, interested in marine life, especially dolphins, inclined to aquatic sports or any activity that deals with water, singing, toning, and very empathic and able to read people's feelings and energies, sometimes even thoughts. Very soft, friendly look in eyes and always smiling. Have an awareness that their life purpose is to be an advocate for dolphins and to do spiritual work to help 'heal the planet'.

Girl 1: "That girl over there is quite awkward. She's overly obsessed with dolphins."

Girl 2: "Yes, i know, she has quite a friendly vibe though. When you talk to her it seems as if she already knew you. She might be a dolphin child."

by OceanStar1 August 11, 2010

Child porn

You are a pedophile. And you know it.

Child porn is what you watch.

by Birds Are Not Robots November 21, 2020

child support

The thing you have to sign up for nine months after you came early.

"I came early in my girlfriend today. Creampie!" -Rick

"Ask me how it feels in nine months when she's paying child support." -Wilson

"Nah, she's getting an abortion." -Rick

by Albert Freidstein IV January 10, 2016