Cheat Chain

an instrument used by one member of a relationship in the retaliation on another member of a longtime relationship when caught in a precarious predicament....then used to pull someone's truck from some deep ass mud.

When you've been with a chick for a while and still bangin' other brods; but she's been with other guys too so she doesn't care....until she actually catches you in the bedroom tied up 'cause you're into freaky shit like that and it turns out that so is she. You think you're in the clear as she leaves the room with a hot ass look in her eye and a lil' shit eatin grin on her face (you know the one, it means somethin' bad is about to go down but you want to see how it plays out cause you are into freaky shit as I established earlier) then all of a sudden...BOOOOMMMM, she's set the door way on fire and jumped through wearing nothing but a pair of your old football cleats (you know the ones, you left them by the sofa when you and tha guys played a pick up game and that dude screwed up his nuggets when he got his bitchass trampled by you and that other guy, and the other guy is a real fatass, like tippin' 5-0-0 atleast so you know that shit hurt like hell but you didn't give a damn cause that bitch has owed you fitty bucks for 7 months and you got down in his face and yelled "THAT'S 49-95 TA GO SUCKA!!" and he hobbled his ass to his mama's....it was a good day) for traction, BO-Tu-Koo-Koo war paint, and hand puppet named Whimpie, and she screams "GET THA CHEAT CHAIN BI-A-ITCH!!" so the other girl actually hauls ass to get the damn thing and well... she pretty much beats the fuck out of you from that point. Moral of this story kids: if you're going to cheat get a motel room atleast 3 hours away or don't have random chains just lying around the house where a dumb whore can get them.

by mr.niceguyseviltwin:roy July 31, 2009

Cheatham

An especially sensitive butthole

"Chris has such a cheatham, that he cries everytime he poops"

by bigfatdik May 22, 2009

Ceitidh

A ceitidh is a young beautiful yound girl.. Loves to be around people and have a laugh. But you dont want to get on the wrong side of her. Very loud and sometimes confident.

''Ohh you can hear Ceitidh coming''

by Sophie Morrison January 30, 2009

chaitri

Rose that blooms in the month of Chaitra(Hindu Month Chaitra)

Shes blooming like a Chaitri

by FlowerChild12 January 21, 2010

Girl cheating with another girl

This occurs when your girlfriend cheats on you with another girl. She may tell you it doesn't count because it's just a girl, but realistically, she's getting off with someone besides you.

This may include kissing, rubbing(scissoring), licking, sharing a dildo or vibrator, masturbating for each other or masturbating to each other masturbating.

Brian: "I caught my girl cheating with another girl."

Jimmy: "Damn, and you dumped her?"

Brian: "Hell yeah. She tried to tell me it's just a girl! but honestly, she was having intimate relations with another person..."

Jimmy: "Yeah I know what you mean, that's messed up."

by XBF4EVERDECK March 16, 2010

cheating

having fun, see example below:

"I was having fun with bob's test answers." "I was having fun with your best friend." "I was having fun in that video game."

by The Evil One April 7, 2005

cheating

1. What the rich and powerful do.
2. What you have done at one point or another in your life.

Cheating usually breaks the rules. Cheating also consists of lying most times in order to get what is desired. This is why cheaters live in the land of milk and honey and the honest/book smart are just barely getting by.

Name any person who is successful, rich, or powerful and I guarantee you they "cheated" in some way to get there.

Here are a few examples:

Christopher Columbus (Rapist)
Enron
Richard Nixon (Watergate)
Ronald Reagan (Drug Dealer, Reaganomics)
George Bush Sr. and Jr. (Oil, Terrorism)
Bill Gates (Windows)
Solomon Smith and Barney
Dick Cheney
Donald Trump
Martha Stewart (Insider Trading)
Milli Vanilli (Lip Syncing)
Vanilla Ice (Making money off David Bowie and Mc Hammer)
Tonya Harding (Conspiracy to harm Nancy Kerrigan)
P. Diddy (Theft/Overuse of samples, Bribery)
Kanye West (Overuse of samples)
Any successful mainstream rapper
You
Me

by Black Oasis March 9, 2007