cheater peter

When you are cheating on your significant other and you can’t get hard.

Friend: hey how did your hookup go last night?

Cheater: I kept thinking about my girlfriend and I got cheater peter.

by Jboooooooo December 2, 2019

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Chase Craddock

A sexual position - When you’re balls deep in another man and you squish your balls together in a mangled mess while playing Mariah Carey’s “All I want for Christmas is you.” Full effect obtained if you’re yelling, “You’re gonna have to be faster than that!” While eating chocolate fudge from a popsicle stick.

Last night, he gave me a Chase Craddock. My butthole is on fire and my balls feel like they got smashed by a Mack truck.

by Leroyalltheway December 16, 2019

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Chasey

Chasey is pretty af. She is the best girlfriend you could ever have. If she stands up for you that means she values you and you’re either considered her friends or more. She is a great singer and songwriter and you could gaze into her eyes forever, but she also had many flaws for instance she can have trust issues from past experience. Also can be clingy if she feels unsure if she is going to lose you, but If you can accept all her flaws and love her for who she is she will love you so much you won’t want to leave her. A Chasey can be the nicest, proactive, supportive person you could meet but if you tick her off and leave her like it’s funny she will break your heart like it’s a joke but she will become the coldest, meanest and the baddest bitch you will ever know. Despite her flaws Chasey is a great, strong, funny girl with a great sense of humor. If you are in a Chasey’s life and if she loves you in a friendship way, family way, boyfriend way never mislead her and always love her and you will not regret it.

Guy1: Hey I heard your dating Chasey
Guy 2: Yeah mate she’s amazing I love her so much

by Cheesy burger January 2, 2020

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chase dodson

A person that is just complete trash, someone you can just look at and know they’re too fucked up in the head to know any better. A person who is also known as the Loser; or the mistake.

See that guy over there? The one that looks like he beats his girlfriend and does heroine- He’s definitely a Chase Dodson.

by JohnJacob223 February 6, 2020

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