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Carissa

This guy is so Carissa at overwatch!
by fweaf March 9, 2026
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Carlisle Cheese Grater

A sexual act of gathering several uncircumcised males with poor foreskin hygiene and doing a group cheese pull onto a woman’s face/mouth.
Yo dude me Tom, Mike, and Garrett pulled a Carlisle Cheese Grater on the town bop last night.
by Yertly Turtly August 14, 2025
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Carniscatarian

/kar-nis-kuh-tair-ee-uhn/

Noun

– A strict Diet where you can only consume Carnist Hypocrites — People who claim to love Animals, protect the Environment, or care about Kindness, yet still eat Meat, Dairy, or Eggs.

– The most sustainable form of Eating, since Carniscatarians recycle Hypocrisy back into the Food Chain.

Lifestyle:
Carniscatarians do not eat Plants or Animals directly. Instead, they survive exclusively on those who eat Animals while pretending not to be part of the Problem.

Fun Fact:
Often considered the most ethical Diet on Earth. It saves Animals, saves Plants, and cleanses Society of Hypocrisy one Bite at a Time.
Examples:
“Sorry, I don’t eat Bacon. I’m Carniscatarian. I only eat the Guy eating Bacon.”
“She said she was an Environmentalist while biting into a Cheeseburger, so yeah… Dinner’s sorted.”
by Carniscatarian August 22, 2025
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Carticuss

A word used for when you are out of your thc carts and find an old cart somewhere with some left in it.
I thought I was out of shit till I found the long lost carticuss!
by The lukinator September 14, 2025
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Carcissist

A person who thinks they own the road and constantly dash in and out of lanes to get in front of everybody. Or they tailgate and ass-lick the car in-front with their lights flashing to get the car before them to change lanes.
"I;m going 10 miles over the limit and passing all the cars in the next lane, but this ass-licking carcissist is riding my bumper
by everybub May 26, 2025
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carti.nyc

no bru not tha rapper playboi carti
tammat a female inside checord
she like yay high
(no dis ain a website link either nigga)
''yeo carti.nyc gimme a number''
''108'''
by konfliction October 29, 2025
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Carfished

When someone pulls you in with the promise of a flashy, new car… but shows up in a total clunker.
He said he’d pick me up in a Tesla… totally carfished me with that rusty old hatchback
by CarDateMate November 5, 2025
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