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Cancer Burrito

A spicy red burrito which contains 700 calories of processed beef and will give anyone who consumes it the major shits. Cancer burritos should be consumed no more than once a week at the very most and should not be consumed at all if possible. Symptoms of the cancer burrito include: massive shits, constipation, stomach pains, sudden weight gain, addiction to the burrito and sudden decrease of the senses.
Josh: Dude why did you just get a cancer burrito!
David: I'm addicted to them now, if I dont have one I start to get withdrawls.
Josh: o0o0o0o0o0o0o DEADLY!
David: You know it!
by FRISKET II July 25, 2008
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cancer freckle

an abnormally large mole that is unpleasant in appearance, often having hair growing out of them
"Dude, did you see that huge cancer freckle on that guy's face? It looked like it was going to pop."
by JacketJoe August 21, 2013
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cancer express

The act of chewing tobacco while smoking a cigarette, often continuously.
Ex:) Jim: damn, since Larry found out his girlfriend was his cousin, he's gone through two cans of Copenhagen and a pack of Marlboros. He's riding the cancer express.
by Literally_Satan July 10, 2014
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Cancer Factory

The Tobacco Industry, specifically the factories that produce tobacco products.
The Cancer Factory is turning out more cigarettes today than 10 years ago.
by JRFRAS October 2, 2014
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cancer sticks

A street name/slang of nicotine cigarettes which a non-smoker will diffuse a cigarette as cancer causing
I am qutting cancer sticks.
No more cancer sticks for you!
by Billiam Beaver July 6, 2016
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cancer stick

Guy 1: Aye you finna freak that black right?
Guy 2: Yup, we don't fucks with the cancer stick.
by bigguymanry January 30, 2017
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Cancer move

A dance move that causes cancer at first sight such as ... juju on dat beat, lean dab, whip nea nea , and any other dance move that became popular and slowly died WARNING:if have or had liked any of these moves go to the hospital immediately make sure you go to the isolation ward so nobody else gets cancer or even an episode of cringe
Friend1: ha do you even dab! (Dabs)
Friend2: cancer move bro. ...

Person1: dude, yeserday andy was doing some cancer moves

Person2: lol, what kind

Person1:juju
by Trynottocancerme February 5, 2017
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