A spicy red burrito which contains 700 calories of processed beef and will give anyone who consumes it the major shits. Cancer burritos should be consumed no more than once a week at the very most and should not be consumed at all if possible. Symptoms of the cancer burrito include: massive shits, constipation, stomach pains, sudden weight gain, addiction to the burrito and sudden decrease of the senses.
Josh: Dude why did you just get a cancer burrito!
David: I'm addicted to them now, if I dont have one I start to get withdrawls.
Josh: o0o0o0o0o0o0o DEADLY!
David: You know it!
David: I'm addicted to them now, if I dont have one I start to get withdrawls.
Josh: o0o0o0o0o0o0o DEADLY!
David: You know it!
by FRISKET II July 25, 2008
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Get the cancer freckle mug.Ex:) Jim: damn, since Larry found out his girlfriend was his cousin, he's gone through two cans of Copenhagen and a pack of Marlboros. He's riding the cancer express.
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Get the Cancer Factory mug.A street name/slang of nicotine cigarettes which a non-smoker will diffuse a cigarette as cancer causing
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Get the cancer stick mug.A dance move that causes cancer at first sight such as ... juju on dat beat, lean dab, whip nea nea , and any other dance move that became popular and slowly died WARNING:if have or had liked any of these moves go to the hospital immediately make sure you go to the isolation ward so nobody else gets cancer or even an episode of cringe
Friend1: ha do you even dab! (Dabs)
Friend2: cancer move bro. ...
Person1: dude, yeserday andy was doing some cancer moves
Person2: lol, what kind
Person1:juju
Friend2: cancer move bro. ...
Person1: dude, yeserday andy was doing some cancer moves
Person2: lol, what kind
Person1:juju
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