Caffidiot

An individual who goes out of their way to make it apparent to you what their current "caffeine Level" is at. Or an individual who when asked "how are you doing?" will always reply with some reference to if they have had any caffeine recently or not.

Tim: Hey D how you doing today?

D: I feel sorry for the poor bastards that have to put up with my wrath, until I get my offering of Java the world will pay!

Tim: stop being such a "Caffidiot"

by couchsalesman December 2, 2009

Cafe Jazz

That style of jazz which is often used as background music in cafes (esp. in films). It is usually fairly generic, easy listening and not exactly musically taxing

Oh god, I've got to leave this gig. The band have started playing Cafe Jazz!

by Can I Be Called This Please? December 20, 2009

cafer

cafers are a bunch of losers on the tfm/mf cafe who call themselves "cafers" just to look special

if u call someone a "new" cafer they will get triggered
apparently new cafers who only were on the cafe for like a day on mf can be considered as a cafer already, meanwhile a cafer that was on the mf cafe for like a month isn't even considered one
basically cafers are shit

munchingbro is the queen of cafers ya

by Kosinus January 24, 2017

Cafeteria Joke

When you cum in a girls mouth and it sprays out of her nose.

Rachel was going down on me when I gave her the good ol "cafeteria joke'.

by The Cafeteria February 28, 2018

Caffination

Drinking a caffinated beverage early in the morning to kickstart your crappy day

Have you had your caffination today??

by Lonelylife September 22, 2018

Cafeterior

Interior of a cafeteria where kids are hiding during a school shooting

Mason: damn where are the kids at
Autistic kid:screams
Mason: there in the cafeterior time to shoot em up

by .-. hi ._. March 2, 2019

Caffy

To be cute as fuck, and cool as fuck simultaneously

Yo Jaime is Caffy bro, she is fine as hell. But she gets me jokes, and is super chill to be around !

by Loos_Goose February 11, 2021