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funny cracker

"Funny Cracker", sometimes a "white cracker", is usually a pejorative term for a funny white person - a funny hillbilly white person and/or a funny white person honkey.

Also used as a racial slur toward white people.
That white boy is one funny cracker right there!
by James Post April 15, 2007
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Mud cracker

When a white person acts or wants to be a different race
Tom is such a mud cracker when he acts black
by Matts a mud cracker November 28, 2016
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The Saltine Cracker Challenge

A dumb game that where you choke on crackers because you put too many in your mouth at once.

Requires 5 crackers in one minute.
Damnit adam I dont want to go to safeway and buy nasty crackers to do the the saltine cracker challenge.
by Asianglows friend March 16, 2009
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Cracker Smacker

The act of a black person beating up a white person.
Damn homie, Jamal really put a cracker smacker on that cashier at Baskin Robbins.
by Murphy Llama January 17, 2004
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unsalted cracker

Holy, and i thot I came up with this expression "unsalted cracker" to describe someone..

Unsalted cracker: someone really boring.. no excitement, like there's no flavor.. no colour.. all flatness/no personality..
A little song to sing to someone who fits this description as an Unsalted cracker.."youuu've got!.. NO PERSONALITY, ZERO PERONALITY BORING BORING AND ALWAYS NOT HAPPY SO ADD A LITTLE PAPRIKA INTO YOU'RE PERSONALITY.."
by AliciamMOCTEZUMA January 31, 2008
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Cracker Barrel

Its when you kneel next to the bed while you eat out a girl and you put your hands under her knees and rock her back and forth like a rocking chair so your tongue goes from vagina to ass and everything in between.
Last night he gave her the cracker barrel until her whole body was shaking
by DJL32304 November 19, 2011
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christmas cracker

The most expensive item in the popular online role playing game, "Runescape" by Jagex LTD.
What they were used for was back in 2001 when they were released, players could "pull" these to get a much sought after "party hat." Since most players pulled them there are only a few left in the game still in cracker form. This explains the very high price of them. They are currently 800,000,000 (eight hundred million)-1,000,000,000 (one billion) runescape coins.
player 1: wow d00d look at my part hat!
player 2:nice but i got a Christmas cracker so there!
by XXX Jeremy XXX November 26, 2006
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