Chop a maloo off the lights 

This is a common cult phrase typically used between 79 series landcruiser owners. It translates to "I've had a few beers, and I once sucked off a bloke for $20...can you spare me $20"

While at a 79 series event. All of the 79 series owners stood around in a circle. The guy with the biggest 4 wheeled mortgage says, "I can chop a maloo off the lights". All the 79 series owners line up at the overpriced fuck hut and exchange $20s to suck each other's dicks.

Chop a maloo off the lights by Harry bartole May 26, 2022

Chop licking 

When one dog licks the licks of another dog thereby removing any excess food remnants that have caked up in coagulated slobber. In some instances licking turns to nibbling if the remnants are difficult to remove. It’s considered a loving and caring maneuver only orchestrated by a truly selfless giving dog.

There goes Chollie chop licking Archie again, he’s all up in there this time. Likely a dick lick coming next.

Chop licking by Triplejump August 5, 2022

Chop chop 

Chop chop means the stuff you find in cigarettes which are usually found in a chop chop shop

"Yo Hal, imma go get some **chop chop** so we can roll up some cigarettes later"

"Ayo we out of chop chop go get some"

Chop chop by Crack adult December 17, 2022

Chop Stick

Usually a Draco or AK47 styled gun. Designed to chop up the intended target.

Yo, go get the chop stick from manny.

Chop Stick by Jayy526 January 11, 2023

chop wood carry water 

Chop Wood Carry Water means to do the things you need to do to achieve your aim. Hardwork, labour, persistent all muffled together over a long period of time, will result into goals achieved. It's the name of a book tho.

Chop Wood Carry Water man. It's not going to get any easier.

chop wood carry water by Brainydaps January 13, 2023

Chop the chicken 

Circumcision

Does he have his chicken chopped?

Some religions dont chop the chicken.

Chop the chicken by Jade Elizabeth January 22, 2023

chop your neck 

When you get caught in lie and end up looking stupid. The person caught in the lie has to make a chopping motion on their neck, or be chopped on their neck by the person who caught them in a lie.

Popular in the New York area in the early 2000s

“Did you eat the last cookie?”
“Nah, it wasn’t me”
“Really? Then why you full of crumbs? AHH CHOP YOUR NECK!”

chop your neck by anonymous March 9, 2023