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Misery Businessed

To have a crush on a someone while they're in a relationship with someone you dislike, then eventually stealing them from them
Girl 1: guess what!!!
Girl 2: what???
Girl 1: I misery businessed Karen so Zach and I are dating!

Girl 2: damnnn you got what you wanted!
by Theguywiththeflowercrown August 14, 2018
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Johnny business

Complete fuckery. Acting a fool for absolutely no reason.
Oh yea John, he knows all about our Johnny business. He’s gonna cuck us right on down.
by Big brother John February 1, 2019
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Sleeping Burito

This happens when the inside of a sleeping bag contains food inside of it, preferably beef, becoming a sleeping burito that screeches ear-breaking sounds into your ear, usually screaming "EAT ME!!!"
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that story about food in a bag?
Guy 2: Yeah you mean the sleeping burito that screams at you!
by November 20, 2019
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small business

a hard working bitch who gets shit done
Amanda: how do i start a small business?
Bob: Sacrifice your Life!
by nothoughtsjustmonke March 12, 2021
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Do Business

When you’re out at a restaurant and you have your eye on two different items you’d like to order but it would be too much food and the other person you’re with also has their eye on the same two dishes. You order one and they order the other and you share the dishes.
Hey I’m craving the bbq chicken quesadilla and the Margarita pizza would you like to do business with me?

Of course! I had my eye on both of those too! Let’s “do business!”
by JennyMenny March 14, 2022
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Kareem basit

Kareem basit is my favorite sudanese person, he fills my life with joy and is my bestest friend in the whole world. I hope Kareem can one day meet hyoon and suck her titties. Kareem is the BEST black person to exist. If u ever have a kareem in ur life DO NOT be racist and show ur love to him because he deserves it. I LOVE KAREEM BASIT.
Did you hear about Hyoon's boyfriend?? His name is Kareem Basit and he is the sexiest person alive!!
by ecamulover69 September 10, 2022
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Vision Moto Business Suit

Any extremely non-matching, odd, or brightly colored outfit in a business setting. Acceptable ONLY if accompanied with a black suit jacket.

Originated from motorcycling multimedia company "Vision Moto" as a response to their take on the formality of the global business scene.
Dude! That Pablo Cruise t-shirt with those denim shorts, backwards flatbill hat topped off with the sweet suit jacket makes for a perfect Vision Moto business suit.
by VMKTMFAN007 December 18, 2009
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