Bollock Talk

Talking total rubbish which is basically bollocks!

Someone who goes on and on and it’s just not needed “bollock talk”

by SmellyFluff December 18, 2020

Bollock gargle

When a woman gargles water in her mouth while ur testicles are dipped in there

That bollock gargle was amazing hunby

by Bollock gargler 69 December 23, 2020

Bollock wallet

A polite informal name for one’s scrotum sack

Ian‘s Bollock wallet looked like a shaved baby bird

by PContheGC October 27, 2021

bollock monster

A child.

His bollock monster is a fucker you know.

by Nikcox December 6, 2021

Bollock chops

When you swallow a pair of bollocks and they get stuck down either side of your cheeks

So I was seeing this guy and now I have bollock chops

by Bc_mum September 14, 2022

Bollockry

- a place full of bollocks

- a bollocks situation, or a demonstration of bollocks dimensions
- can be used as a short form of "load of bollocks"
- an avery contains avians, a bollockry contains bollocks

"that place is a bollockry" as in "that place is a load of bollocks"

"what a horrendous display of bollockry"

"what a bollockry"

"Did you see Arsenal play last night? Absolute bollockry!!"

by c0d3c December 15, 2022

Bollockbrained-Crudwank

If someone is being a Bollockbrained-Crudwank, it means that they are being incredibly stupid or have done something so unbelievably ridiculous. This world can be used to describe a person.

"Jerry was being a Bollockbrained-Crudwank because he set fire to his own fart"

by 20littleshit10 March 1, 2023