Bollockshit

1) A combination of the words bollocks and bullshit to create the perfect word to describe complete and utter nonsense.

2) Cum. The shit that comes out of bollocks.

1) Stop talking bollockshit.
2) There was bollockshit everywhere.

by thatweirdmotherfucker September 4, 2011

Balloondoggle

when a mans testicles look like he has inflated balloons hanging from between his legs.

"That Ron Jeremy is totally a balloondoggle"

by funkigrl March 27, 2008

Balloon

A airhead, A stupid person who floats/follows people around on a "string" like a bitch

Christian is a balloon

by goatbanger November 9, 2017

[hairy balloon knot]

soley by appearance, the knot of a hand tied balloon resembles the human anus in its puckered form.
hairy gives reference to the"balloon knot" been of human anatomy and not synthetic.

my hairy balloon knot is itchy as hell

that crazy chick stuck her finger up myhairy balloon knot !

by biffabelly August 9, 2010

wet ballon

A fart that squeals like a ballon losing its last bit of air.

Dude that sounded like a wet ballon, you better check your pants.

by Lingopronva November 10, 2014

silly bollocks

Derived from The Football Factory. Means not a clever/smart person.

Oi, silly bollocks, jog on!

by Jon Moody March 18, 2005

bollox

That undisputed descriptive word of a persons disatisfaction with a situation that may or may not be going their way.Or indeed someone full of bull sh*t.
Used the world over by English guys while visiting foreign shores.
"WHAT A LOAD OF BOLLOX"

what do you think of Bush's second term and his foreign policies - what a load of bollox.

I reckon that I can get my end away with your mother, I have a thing about older women - bollox

by DENTIE July 8, 2005