Blue Bagel

Male Version Of Blue Waffle

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by Andrew Machado June 22, 2011

Italian pizza bagel

a sex position that involves tomato sauce, cheese and sausage in which you put the following items on the vagina and eat it.

Mike: "dude i had a fun time last night with my date"
Jim: "what did you do?"
Mike: "I Italian pizza bagel'd her, she enjoyed it alot"
Jim: "dude your gross"

by MC peepants October 14, 2010

bageled

drunk, inebriated, intoxiacated, shit-faced, out of your gord

the girl with the paul wellersdick got bageled at the party last night.

by paul November 27, 2003

Beelatron

A beelatron is someone who constantly moans about small things. This comes from the latin word "beelicus" which means to moan!

Priestley moans alot, he is a beelatron
Mark beeles for a living, he is a beelatron

by Matty Wilson February 5, 2007

Beeleaver

One who has faith that the bees will eventually leave on their own, and so leaves them alone and does nothing about the issue of bees taking over their property.

Boy 1: Oww! I just got stung again! How come I get stung every time I'm over here!?!?!

Boy 2: Sorry man, my dads a goddamn beeleaver

by meatdrapes.25 November 24, 2011

Bagel Run

When your mind wanders during conversation, as if it's going off to get bagels for a second.

"Sorry, could you repeat that? I was on a bagel run just now."

by TwoBrassBrads June 17, 2012

bagel throat

The feeling of a phlegm-like, sticky substance in the throat, perhaps after eating a bagel.

*clears throat* "just bagel throat guys"

by therealharrypotter November 24, 2013