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Beaver Archer

A woman who has great vaginal aim when peeing.
I never go camping with a woman who isn't a beaver archer.
by Mobscenity October 20, 2014
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Skunked Beaver

When a girl gets a excited and wet for you, some dude, or hopefully another girl. For some reason she doesn't get worked over in time and she dries out. Until she's able to clean up and shower she has a skunked beaver.
Damn Leslie, that's funky, you got a skunked beaver. Get yourself a shower.
by beeverman April 10, 2013
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Beaver Water

Any liquid near or coming out from the vagina.
Pregnant woman: "My beaver water broke! Get me to a hospital!"

or

"It's so hot, my shorts are soaked in beaver water."
by M&KDictionary June 12, 2009
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Man Beaver

Man Beaver (Noun) - slang for gay man's ass hole. Example: slap my man beaver with your fat dick. synonyms: man-gina, boy pussy.
example 2: stuff your hot rod in my man beaver
example 3: Fuck my man beaver with your fat wood
by axethrower21 May 23, 2019
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Beaver wiener

A hermaphrodite's sexual organ, combining the appearance of a vagina with the presence of a rudimentary penis.
The purported evidence of Lady Gaga's "beaver wiener" shocked the audience at one of her live concerts.
by Orbweaver July 8, 2011
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Shake the beaver

When a chick is out in the bush (biking or hiking etc) and needs to pee, then she 'shakes the beaver' to encourage the drip dry process because there's nothing to wipe with
Sorry I took so long, I needed to pee and I had to shake the beaver for a bit because I haven't shaved for a while.
by GirlBikeLife March 31, 2022
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Beaver Mattress

A feminine napkin, specifically a Maxi-pad
I got's to go to da store & buy me some beaver mattresses - gettin' kinda runny down dere!
by Blorb2! September 18, 2012
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