2 definitions by beeverman

Scottish Missile

shooting your load up into the air and then ducking under the slop so it lands on your back.

" I hope those cameras are on, 'cuz I'm about to Scottish Missile myself."

by beeverman April 30, 2015

Skunked Beaver

When a girl gets a excited and wet for you, some dude, or hopefully another girl. For some reason she doesn't get worked over in time and she dries out. Until she's able to clean up and shower she has a skunked beaver.

Damn Leslie, that's funky, you got a skunked beaver. Get yourself a shower.

by beeverman April 10, 2013