A batman jizz is when a young man is..uh...getting frisky with a young lady and pull out real quick, jizzes in his hand or a bowl and suprises the chick by wiping a huge jokerman-like smiles across her mouth with the jizz, says in a creepy tone "why so serious?" and then proceeds to tackle her in a rough but sexy manner. good luck children. invented by corinne:)
guy 1: i just batman-ed this chick last night
guy 2: did she like it?
guy 1: well, she kicked my ass in the wrestling part.
guy 2: did she like it?
guy 1: well, she kicked my ass in the wrestling part.
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a sex act where while having sex with a female you pinch both of her labia between your finger and your thumb and then spread them out to make them look like bat wings.
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