Cock Blast

cum shot that lasts longer than 10 seconds and extremely powerful

dude i cock blasted her so hard that she flew 5 feet

by champagne_campaign October 23, 2007

butter blaster

Used to describe a crappy invention. Usually made by a high school student or an overzealous college grad. Useless in many ways.

Man look at that "butter blaster" that chuck made at the science fair!

The rubik's cube is far from being a butter blaster

Who the hell came up with THIS butter blaster?

by winpie January 26, 2008

megatron blast

The action of punching somebody so hard that they go flying. Also commonly known as a falcon punch.

Beat it before i megatron blast you.

by Bobby Lashley June 24, 2008

Blast my soul

Plenty of people say it, it's a very common phrase!

Blast my soul, where is Brooklyn?

by whitehawk345 July 18, 2011

Bastoon

(v.) The act of being cast off to an island anywhere significantly far from home for being a bastard of gargantuan proportions.

Bob: Dude I'm bored, wheres that bastard of gargantuan proportions?

Joe: I don't know, we should totally Bastoon his ass.

by J n' U June 8, 2011

Blasticate

To smash, blow up, or otherwise destroy somthing beyond all recognition.

My printer crapped out on me today so I took it into the garage, grabbed a pipe, and blasticated it.

by themutantlizard September 30, 2013

Blahtoothing

Targeting mobile devices on slow moving public transport with open and unsecured bluetooth in order to serenade them with morbid and melancholy artists, generally in the Goth, Industrial and Doom Metal genres.

I was able to pass nearly an hour blahtoothing Cult of Luna at some surprised, but enthusiastic listeners. Train travel is my pirate radio station.

by banquoson May 15, 2017