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highway battle

a term for high speed racing on the highway with a highly tuned wrx sti,s2000,twin turbo Rx-7,TT skyline GT-R,TT Supra's and other import or jdm cars to Eat up V8's & spit out fire balls from the exhaust pinning the gas in full force & switching gears
i like when people make fun of honda's or imports and call them "ricers",it makes me feel better that you have nothing and hate on the import scene while your bird brain thinks we copy Fast and the Furious movies,you just another stupid redneck/hick with no money & its easy to tell

a B16 honda engine is able is to hit 300hp with performance engine mods & Hondata S200 tuning,lucky theres no turbo yet to the tune of 500 hp while getting 30 mpg to the tank i'd really fade you out like a sunset,sorry i flew by you in that pos truck of yours in a highway battle,better slow down on the twisties or that thing is going to flip its lid while your stupid ass was thinking it could outhandle mine on your all season tires from wal-mart
by homeboy June 1, 2007
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Duke Battles

Whoever put the first definition of Duke on here is a hateful son of a bitch who's just insecure about his own wang.
Hye i hate that duke battles kid because my penis is tiny and hes smarter than i am.
by anonymous October 20, 2004
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Roast Battle

A bunch of indian preteens trying to act edgy and say things that they wouldn’t dare say to their mommies.
Did you hear, Advaith used the NONO word during the Roast Battle!
by YeetusThebeetus October 15, 2018
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Battle of Midway

This is when two people are engaged in anal sex and the partner who is currently getting it in the ass tries as hard as they can to shit while the other partner works at pushing said shit back from whence it came
Dude, last night i walked in on my parents during the Battle of Midway
by James N. P. May 7, 2005
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Pokemon Battle

by CaptChangHV May 29, 2011
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Battle of the Bulge

aka "Ardennes Offensive"
Deviant Sexual Manoeuvre #26

This is when you are fucking her and, slowly lower the inensity, until you are hardly moving. Then you withdraw entirely and replace your penis with quick vigorous fisting
"Last Night I gave her the old "Battle of the Bulge"
by Devian SExual Manoeuvre! March 1, 2005
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Battle Booger

A form of the watersport boogering mainly recognized by its brutal outcome and bloody injuries. Two people booger behind a boat at a high speed and punch eachother with the goal of stayin up on their board and knocking the other into the glistening blue surface of shame (also known as water)
"Lets battle booger, im sick of doing freestyle"
"Dude i can beat your ass at battle boogering"
by Mattypoo January 19, 2006
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