Like the awkward turtle, the awkward pirate is a hand gesture used when an awkward situation arises. A single hand is used to cover one eye, and the free thumb is spun in a clockwise manner.
"So that wasn't really me last night, that was my dad. And he's dead... Now."
"..."
*Other person covers eye and twirls thumb appropriately, making an awkward pirate*
"..."
*Other person covers eye and twirls thumb appropriately, making an awkward pirate*
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Like the awkward turtle , but used when the situation is made even more awkward by further input either by yourself or someone else in the conversaton.
You make the same turtle hand formation as before, but make your hand turtle take a dive.
You make the same turtle hand formation as before, but make your hand turtle take a dive.
Bill: (jokingly says) Hey, don't give me herpes!
Jill: I can't give you herpes unless they flare up
Bill: ....*Awkward turtle*
Jack: (truthfully says) I have herpes too, and no it can't be spread unless you have visible sores
Bill: .....*Awkward turtle dive*
Jill: I can't give you herpes unless they flare up
Bill: ....*Awkward turtle*
Jack: (truthfully says) I have herpes too, and no it can't be spread unless you have visible sores
Bill: .....*Awkward turtle dive*
by Patty Pat Pat July 23, 2008
Get the Awkward turtle dive mug.putting your arm in between a pair of legs and quickly smacking the victim's legs back and forth, sometimes extremely awkward. best results on strangers. originated in nelsonville, ohio
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The index finger is usually placed between the eyebrows and wiggles awkwardly whilst saying, "Awkward narwhal..."
The middle finger is occasionally used, when an awkward moment is reached and the instigator of the awkward moment is acting douche-y and possibly insensitive to a prior occurence that makes the situation awkward.
The index finger is usually placed between the eyebrows and wiggles awkwardly whilst saying, "Awkward narwhal..."
The middle finger is occasionally used, when an awkward moment is reached and the instigator of the awkward moment is acting douche-y and possibly insensitive to a prior occurence that makes the situation awkward.
Person 1: what's up dude?
Person 2: um, nothing.
Person 1: how's the girl?
Person 2: she dumped me.
Person 1: well how's basketball going for you?
Person 2: I didn't even make JV this year.
Person 1: oh. awkward narwhal.
Person 2: um, nothing.
Person 1: how's the girl?
Person 2: she dumped me.
Person 1: well how's basketball going for you?
Person 2: I didn't even make JV this year.
Person 1: oh. awkward narwhal.
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