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Avocado

1. someone upon whom incredibly attractive physical characteristics have been bestowed

2. a very tasty mild "fruit" with a faint buttery texture. The word avocado originates from the Aztec word for testicle, in reference to the shape of the fruit.
person 1: mmm, mmm, MMM angela, did you see that avocado in bio today?

person 2: OH GOD!! He's so HOT!


I enjoy avocados.
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Avocado

A female you would be down to fuck. One which is worthy of being nutted into
Cesar: "Damn bro look at that avocado"
OwenFerguson:" you're right cesar that's an avocado. JD avocado or rotten avocado?"
JD:"Hell yes avocado"
Mark:"I heard There was an avocado."
Albert: "oh look Cesar's with the avocado wtf that was quick"
*Cesar scores the avocado and goes home to PIPE
by Sleekcharacter May 16, 2017
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Avacado

Someone or when someone gets immediate twitches and spasms when Asian cuisine is not in that someone's body for a period of 2 hours or more.
"Oh no hes going Avacado on us."

" Im such an Avacado."
by Kiyo May 13, 2005
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Devil's Advocate

The Devil's Advocate is the "extra" member of a devils threesome. This is the person who is not romantically involved in the couple but is just joining in for the threesome.
Mikey, Elaine and Finn wake up together.
Finn appears to have played Devil's Advocate again.
by mikeyisgod July 21, 2010
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avocado sandwich

Having felatio performed by two girls simultaneously. As in the two halves of the avocado surrounding the seed.
Janet and Marie gave me one hell of an avocado sandwich in the van!
by Tubarino January 2, 2009
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Reverse Avocado

Reverse Avocado is a type of sexual position where a pregnant woman lies face down and the penis enters from behind. The unborn baby usually grasps onto the penis for support during intercourse.
Put simply, it's not for the faint of heart - but then again, what is? With its unique and intimate appeal, Reverse Avocado offers something truly special.
by Proud and Nasty April 24, 2023
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apocalyptard

noun - refers to believers in any lame-brained end-of-the-world theory, particularly those ascribing to the ridiculous 2012 hypothesis.
Glenn Beck, hero and champion to myself and all other apocalyptards, explained how the world will end on a chalkbaord today.
by Le Haineux April 23, 2011
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