Alan

Dirty little neek who enjoys being a bummed by seventeen Asian fairy’s while being bathed in the hair of 10000 different crack whores

Alan the neek, what’s wrong with you

by Braderman12 November 17, 2019

Alan

1. A name, commonly used for guys; its origins are uncertain, although it is usually associated with awesome people
2. A character from Sesame Street
3. An automobile from Germany
4. A Brazilian footballer

Alan is from Celtic origins and means handsome.

by 0=3 July 5, 2010

Alan

An extremely hot guy with a 10 inch penis. He is a great guy but can sometimes get pissed off easily by his friends. A real ladies man and a amazing athlete. A true sportsman in all sports. Usually the type of guy that gets all the girls.

"seen Alan lately? I really want him."

"no but I want him as well."

"Oh well I guess there won't be Alan tonight for both of us"

by AW11/Wootowoodo October 14, 2015

Alan

A guy who takes your heart away and makes it beat faster and faster. He is athletic, smart, logistically dumb, weird, amazing, loving, and the list goes on and on. Always a great guy. Don't let go of him. Stay together. He will protect you and stand up for you. He might deny his feelings, but soon you will figure out what he is thinking. He. Is. Amazing.

"OMG ITS ALAN!!"

"I wanna be his friend!"
"Let's go!!!"

by I'm So Anonymous November 1, 2019

Alan

Little nit

Alan is a little nit

by Aliverowlands October 21, 2020

Alani

has a big forhead, she is underestimated but she is very smart and she has shoe game her hair is puffy/curly at times she is very nice but has a attitude at times she is slim has a flat stomach but has a big butt and is very attractive . she also cares for most of her friends

friend : i got all c's alani : you can't have cs we need to study to get your grades up

by hvuvuvuvuvh March 20, 2017

Alanna

Alanna is awesome and comedy and she loves to eattttttt

Girl: dangggg she must loveee to eat that's an alanna
Other girl : yassss it issss

by Hehehheheheheheehhe May 28, 2018