The Unemployment Aisle

This is where you can do self check out in grocery stores and such.

I'm in such a hurry and I only have 3 things to buy. I'm just going to have to use the unemployment aisle!

by cher_cherbear January 5, 2017

the end of the aisle

The last good episode about "How I met your mother"

"The End Of The Aisle's ending was awesome"

by @Pau_Lightwood May 17, 2017

Clean up in aisle 1

Accident in the pants. To dedicate in ones pants

Need a clean up in aisle 1. Ive shit my pants

by Pushed a little too hard December 3, 2018

John and aisling

Poeple called John and aisling should be together no matter what

John and aisling are madly in love

by I will be there at the same February 16, 2019

Cleanup on Aisle 2

The godawful mess after unprepared anal sex.

I thought anal was as simple as lube and consent, but the mess! Holy shit! Cleanup on Aisle 2!

by BadBadBadBadBadBadBoy January 6, 2021

Reach across the aisle

Having sex

I was laying there in bed and shockingly my wife decided to reach across the aisle

by Mr413 July 4, 2021

Roadman on aisle three

Typically a well educated person but still thick and shit and not thicc in the good way.

He/she will act like a road man 24/7 in private because they watched blue story once. But in public they still spend “spend daddy’s money”

Why’s he acting like that in Tesco’s, Roadman on aisle three. Not lengers that, not lengers.

by Casadeshaggers December 17, 2021