“She got so wet that I pulled a Mr. Awful.”
“I hear she’s a squirter; you might go with the Mr. Awful.”
“I hear she’s a squirter; you might go with the Mr. Awful.”
by Mawthman April 28, 2020

by anonymous January 31, 2024

Something you say when something goes terribly wrong, i.e. when you play with the alarm in the elevator and it dials the emergency communications system.
Alex: What about the lift alarm?
*RING, RINGGGG* - lift alarm is rung
*SLAM* - door shuts
*SQUEAK* - door opens
*BOOP, BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP* -phone dials
Alex: Aw shit
*RING, RINGGGG* - lift alarm is rung
*SLAM* - door shuts
*SQUEAK* - door opens
*BOOP, BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP* -phone dials
Alex: Aw shit
by rtl1984 March 23, 2025

Hym "Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. The tidal wave of crabz is crossing the fucking street so I guess I'll take a fucking detour. That or I'm the asshole running over crabz. Fuck crabz. They should throw me a fucking parade for running over those little cock-suckers. You're welcome."
by Hym Iam September 22, 2023


Aws technically means the wolf in Arabic, AWS is a boy who is cute, funny and can be a total jerk sometimes, but overall he has a soft heart for all people and cares for everyone especially the ones he deeply loves, if you ever meet Aws you will love both of him and his personalities
by unknown2009126 March 7, 2022
