Alex

A girl that doesn't know the lyrics of smooth operator. Thinks it goes oooh capoeira. A girl that calls slow people retards but would never admit it. She is so quirky and silly that if she would be a dj you'd say 'Let's get squirrely!'

Boy: Did that girl just call me a retard?
Girl: I think so.... But wait did she just sing ooh capoeira?

Boy: She must be a alex!
Boy & Girl: Let's get squirrely Alex!!!

by mystery000mystery June 11, 2023

Alex

Alex's are massive idiots with 0 friends, 0 maidens, 0 social skills and can not do anything for themselves

They turn into hogs at night and grow tusks out of their ass.

If you come across an Alex run at all costs

John: "Hey man do you want to meet my friend Alex?"
Randy: "Dude you know what Alex's are like right? Count me out."
John: "Thanks for reminding me I will make sure to block him"

by UrbanWriter69420 November 2, 2023

Alex

Alex is an annoying ass nigger cunt who can't keep his mouth shut to save his life. He also tends to attract to asians, whites, girls name Haley, and girls named Doris. He also tends to like gay men.

Girl:You are such an Alex
Boy:Why? Am i that annoying

by AlexIsANiggerCunt September 13, 2016

Alex

A stupid fucking nigger

Stupid fucking Nigger Alex

by Dkhdf January 4, 2018

Alex

Alex is a fucking cringe-fest. He sucks ass and will never get any. He is probably goth and no one likes him. Autistic guys kiss him. He has a playlist of old memes on youtube and listens to Metallica. He paints his nails like a faggot and "jokingly" does gay shit. But somehow people like him. And surprisingly he is not gay at all. But everyone thinks he is. He hates most memes. Shit like yeet. He dates a Mexican version of Hulk Hogan. He likes Trump. But there is nothing really wrong with that one. He plays guitar and sucks at it. He probably has a D in science. To sum it up, He's a fucking nerd.

Guy 1: Dude look at Alex. Guy 2: He probably only has pimples on his dick

by DamperMicrobe63 November 11, 2019

Alex

A gay ass pussy who watches his mom in the shower and touches his brother when hes sleep.

person 1: wheres cole?
person 2: I don't even know he hasn't left the house ,yesterday he was Alexing

by A1MihgtySo October 13, 2016

Alex

Alex is a name of a friend who makes me smile in the most random moments.
I think about how much she perseveres and tries her best in life.

how she has a huge heart for all of her friends.
and how strong she is for standing up for herself and others.
I will always remember the times we laughed together.

I've never met someone who's lifted my spirits up in such a short time there will be no one as special to me as Alex.

I wanna be like Alex , she's so beautiful and amazing!!

by myfriendsarethecoolest:^) May 26, 2016