A euphemism for when AUNT FLO comes to visit. You might use this to describe someone for whom the RED SEA HAS PARTED. Someone with a RED BADGE OF COURAGE who cries an ocean when Carl Wheezer gets rejected by his favorite llama.
I can’t hang with you, Becky; I’m an Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman again.

Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society

Hello, Tampax? We need another shipment for our store because we’ve just been hit by a monthly stampede of emotionally active young teenage women.
by Raul Pudd August 03, 2024
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lance corporal activities

The most vile, stupid, grotesque, violent, and or completely out of pocket activities known to man.
Fellow LCpl: This is no time for lance corporal activities, Johnson, get out of the female head!
by FlattenedPancake0809 May 31, 2024
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Extracollegiate Activities

Any activities frowned upon by society that occur within the confines of a college campus or during enrollment with said college.
Usually illegal in nature, and leading to criminal charges.
Ex. Underage Drinking, random sex, killing a midget with a towel rack.
Kyle: Say, lets go get wasted and then kill a hooker!
Tom: Sure, I'd love some extracollegiate activities.
by kb182 March 05, 2010
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Typical Tea Activities

(T)typical (T)tea(A) activities.
a person named tea does a / goes through an event seen as traumatic

such as breaking a bone, spraining an ankle, tearing a muscle, almost getting hit by a car, having a chair thrown at you, ect.
PERSON 1 Yeah..and then he almost stabbed me, typical tea activities though.
PERSON 2 Tea, what the actual fuck.
by teathepot August 14, 2023
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Extraclitickler activities

Just a fancy term for women's masturbation.
I went out to my car 🚗 during lunch so the cummunist college and did some. Extraclitickler activities
by 4realazitgits April 19, 2021
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Active Chumming

When a fisherman is performing intercourse with their spouse and spontaneous vomits. This creates chum which can be used later in the day. Human discharge may also be added to said chum
“I decided that me and (spouse) should do some active chumming and now we’ve got a years worth of supply!”
by Floppy Taco February 19, 2024
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Chambersburg Activities

Down in Chambersburg, Pennsylvania there isn’t much to do, besides the nightly car meets at 2 am in the Walmart parkinglot, roller skating and smoking meth, but accidentally getting fentanyl instead.
Chambersburg Activities include, Roller skating and smoking fake meth.
by Cburgstoner February 17, 2023
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