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Accoutrements

1: Any small item that aesthetically compliments another.

2: A woman's breasts.
...so that chick had some huge accoutrements, huh?
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Accuntability

When somebody needs to justify actions or decisions; take responsibility; for acting like a complete cunt bag
“I heard what you said about me, you better take accuntability and apologize
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accuntant

Someone who purports to be an accounting expert but is actually just a cunt!

A shit accountant, someone who clearly shouldn’t be an accountant
My ex brother-in-law thinks he’s an financial expert but is actually just an accuntant
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accuntant

Someone who purports to be an accounting expert but is actually just a cunt!

A shit accountant, someone who clearly shouldn’t be an accountant
My ex brother-in-law thinks he’s an financial expert but is actually just an accuntant
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Accuntant

Someone who claims to be a financial expert but is actually a really shit human being i.e an accuntant
I know someone who thinks they are a financial expert but they are just an accuntant
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Accuntability

When someone pretends to take accountability but actually deflects responsibility.
Often involves therapy-speak, over-explaining, minimising impact, or blaming circumstances instead of owning harm and changing behaviour.

It sounds like accountability.
It feels like accountability.
But nothing changes.
“They didn’t apologise — it was just accuntability.”
“He knows all the right words, but it’s pure accuntability.”

Common phrases used during accuntability:
• “That wasn’t my intention”
• “I’m sorry you feel that way”
• “I was going through a lot”
• “You misunderstood me”

Difference:
Accountability = ownership + repair + change
• Accuntability = performance + deflection + repeat offence
by Psychology_Girl January 4, 2026
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Accuntability

When someone pretends to take accountability but actually deflects responsibility.
Often involves therapy-speak, over-explaining, minimising impact, or blaming circumstances instead of owning harm and changing behaviour.

It sounds like accountability.
It feels like accountability.
But nothing changes.

Common phrases used during accuntability:
• “That wasn’t my intention”
• “I’m sorry you feel that way”
• “I was going through a lot”
• “You misunderstood me”

Difference:
• Accountability = ownership + repair + change
• Accuntability = performance + deflection + repeat offence
“They didn’t apologise — it was just accuntability.”
“He knows all the right words, but it’s pure accuntability.”
by Psychology_Girl January 4, 2026
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