Accuntant

A female accountant who is extremely irritable and difficult to work with.

Our accuntant is a real bitch to work with on the taxes.

by Those guys that plumb July 1, 2020

Accuntant

An extraordinarily large wooly-mammoth of a woman who has nothing better to do than create job security for herself by harassing the staff around her.

EMAIL FROM ACCUNTANT TO STAFF:

PO NUMBERS 70800 70813 70821 70834 are missing. Whoever used them, please go back and complete.

Thank you for your cooperation everyone.

by Correction Policia December 3, 2009

accuntant

Someone who purports to be an accounting expert but is actually just a cunt!

A shit accountant, someone who clearly shouldn’t be an accountant

My ex brother-in-law thinks he’s an financial expert but is actually just an accuntant

by MrsBJones May 28, 2025

accuntant

Someone who purports to be an accounting expert but is actually just a cunt!

A shit accountant, someone who clearly shouldn’t be an accountant

My ex brother-in-law thinks he’s an financial expert but is actually just an accuntant

by MrsBJones May 28, 2025

Accuntant

Someone who claims to be a financial expert but is actually a really shit human being i.e an accuntant

I know someone who thinks they are a financial expert but they are just an accuntant

by MrsBJones May 28, 2025

Chartered Accountant

A person who is an expert in the field of Accountancy, Auditing, Taxation, Finance and Management and has obtained his professional degree through hard work and sacrifice.

Hanna : The govt sent me a notice to pay tax with penalty and interest... What should I do ?
Barbara : Oh, then you need to consult a Chartered Accountant immediately.

by HolyFuckKnuckles June 10, 2018

Accountant

Person who works as a porn star is in the industry and does not want to reveal they do.

Hey whats your job?

Oh im just an accountant at this company called onlyfans

by horneygirl6969 September 1, 2020