flab fapping

when you stretch your stomache fat down to your penis and you masturbate with your "flab"

mom: son what are you doing?
son: nothing!
mom: whats that noise, are you fapping?
son: no im flab fapping!

by zachisaG August 26, 2013

Imagination Fap

when you masturbate using your imagination instead of to porn

jim: yo nigga when i close my eyes and imagination fap i can relive fucking my mom over and over again
clarke: yo slime g homie that’s brazy

by ihateniggerd42069 November 13, 2019

Fap lag

When you really want to jerk it but your porn sites aren't loading fast enough

Bro I was so ready to fap but my internet was lagging hard. That awful fap lag

by What's fappenin November 20, 2017

Fap Friend

A person you exchange sexy photos with, for the purpose of faping to. You and said person maintain a good friendship, but are both aware the other person finds you attractive and faps to you.

Person A: So, you an that girl are pretty close on that texting app huh. Person B: Yes it's great, we are best Fap Friends. No strings attached, we just fap to each other once in a while.

by FingerMyFirewall March 8, 2019

flappy fap

When ones hand is extremely flappy and/or numbed, which is to be used to pleasure ones self. Or also known as masturbating with a flappy hand.

Guy who's about to flappy fap: "Right, time to get the tissues and fap myself with my numb hand. I'm really feeling the tingles tonight."

by A Guy with a problem. March 10, 2014

lightning fap

when you are beating off then call your mother and try to finish before she gets in the room.

"last night i pulled off the lightning fap, my mom didnt see a thing."

by boss rig February 15, 2015

Mic Fapping

The noise created when one adjusts his or her headset on an online chat session.

GMUNEEEEEEEEEEEE: Who the hell is mic fapping?

Enviousbasterd: Sorry, bro. My headset was falling off.

Admiral 1 Bar: Mine too, Brah!

by enviousbasterd August 3, 2011