crash test

Smoking opium or heroin in combination with methamphetamine. Results in a very jagged effect, jittery but with a less sharp edge, manically activated and feeling invincible yet with a sense of contented well being. Commonly displaying extreme indecision coupled with impulsive action, until the meth wears off (the crash). A crash test is more uppy than is free falling, and edgier than a speedball, as the meth tends to make it more energizing (and less euphoric) than the cocaine in the other combinations. Crash testing (as well as free falling) can be considered non-injected alternatives to speedballing.

Duke: Let's see, what's in the valise ... looks like a vial of what might be speed, and a baggie of ... some manner of brownish gummy powder.
Dr Gonzo: We can crash test and go to the casino and take them for every dollar we've ever lost to them, the parasites!
Duke: If we live through it, we'll be wealthy indeed! Until the bats catch up to us!

by insidiot October 28, 2018

Crashing out

Going to sleep

I Won’t to go crashing out in my bed.

by Cold Steppa June 22, 2020

Crashing Out

Entering a short/momentary phase of intense depression, often accompanied by horrible decision making, and a lack of motivation overall. Some symptoms of Crashing Out include: bedrotting, texting your ex-situationship, hyperfixating on socializing with one person and only that person, low energy, low libido, and vitamin D deficiency. Gen-Z and young millenials are the most common victims of Crash-outs, as these people tend to be the most chronically online, and socially sheltered.

"Hey, I haven't heard from you in a few days, is everything alright?"

"yeah i'm fine, just been crashing out"

by Simsonchin July 07, 2024

Crash-out dummy

When someone’s crash out makes them look stupid/dumb and/or actually crazy.

“You crashing out crying after finding her cheating made you look like a crash-out dummy “

by thatbtc100105 March 22, 2024

crashing bridges

When two men touch the tips of their dicks together during sex

"I heard John and Jake are crashing bridges later"
"oh sweet good for them I guess"

by ghostsex May 11, 2018

crash land

verb. to urgently or uncontrollably begin shitting after one's pants are down and one has begun to descend to sit on the toilet but before one's butt cheeks have touched down on the toilet seat.

Sorry I'm late, I had to crash land after eating a gas station burrito.

by iwreckbathrooms April 10, 2022

Crash dummy

You’re not here to get better, you’re here to make the good ones better than they are by pushing them to be the best. In games you cheer them on and when you get in you sit in the corner and shoot 3s.

That crash dummy is good at his job! He plays his role!

by The crash dummy February 05, 2020