flappy fap

When ones hand is extremely flappy and/or numbed, which is to be used to pleasure ones self. Or also known as masturbating with a flappy hand.

Guy who's about to flappy fap: "Right, time to get the tissues and fap myself with my numb hand. I'm really feeling the tingles tonight."

by A Guy with a problem. March 01, 2014

Shame Fapping

When you masturbate to something shameful

Billy was crying while shame fapping to a picture of his mom in a bikini.

by Frankie Ballsack January 27, 2022

Mic Fapping

The noise created when one adjusts his or her headset on an online chat session.

GMUNEEEEEEEEEEEE: Who the hell is mic fapping?

Enviousbasterd: Sorry, bro. My headset was falling off.

Admiral 1 Bar: Mine too, Brah!

by enviousbasterd August 03, 2011

kiwi fap

Fapping to a kiwi in the middle of class.

Person 1: *clap clap clap* KIWI!!!
Person 2: John! Are you doing the kiwi fap again?!?!

by Perry the Fapapus December 16, 2018

Victory Fap

Masturbating proudly after a huge accomplishment. Form and posture of this Fap should be similar to that of a man standing on a mountain top, one hand held victoriously overhead and the other slow rubbing below.

Billy finally quit his job today, afterwards witnesses saw him standing on the hood of his car doing a Victory Fap.

by HotDeuceUniversity September 02, 2016

fap music

1. Music that you listen to while masturbating.
2. Good music.

I'm feeling horny, put on some fap music!

by MagyarGoblin February 20, 2023

Fap Friend

A person you exchange sexy photos with, for the purpose of faping to. You and said person maintain a good friendship, but are both aware the other person finds you attractive and faps to you.

Person A: So, you an that girl are pretty close on that texting app huh. Person B: Yes it's great, we are best Fap Friends. No strings attached, we just fap to each other once in a while.

by FingerMyFirewall March 09, 2019