Josh: I wish I was talented enough to do something substantial with my existence, but I think I'll just tell everyone I was on a college TV show once and complain like a J Stu for the rest of my life.
by gIIoyd June 15, 2008
Get the J Stumug. by mal21 February 6, 2018
Get the Code Jmug. Jewish Tinder, filled with JAPs and Becks. But unlike Tinder there's unlimited likes and unlike J Date it's free!
Ben: Man I'm sick of getting no matches on Tinder, and my parents keep whining at me to find a Jewish girl, fml.
Sam: Try J Swipe, I've had a bunch of dates from it. But watch out for becks!
Sam: Try J Swipe, I've had a bunch of dates from it. But watch out for becks!
by mrperson123 July 27, 2017
Get the J Swipemug. Someone generally, but not always, of Jewish decent. Often has no shame in stealing from friends for minor financial gains. Willing to lie, connive and back stab for their own personal gain. Stingy in nature.
person 1: Dude, why did you just steal 50 cents out my change jar?
friend of person 1: What are you talking about? Why would I do that?
person 1: I just saw you do it with my own eyes. Empty your pockets!
<friend of person 1 empties his pockets, 50 cents falls out>
person 1: My god you are such a j-rat
friend of person 1: What are you talking about? Why would I do that?
person 1: I just saw you do it with my own eyes. Empty your pockets!
<friend of person 1 empties his pockets, 50 cents falls out>
person 1: My god you are such a j-rat
by weezy4324523 February 21, 2009
Get the j-ratmug. 1. A word that can replace any other word in the English language (including various parts of speech such as verbs, adjectives, etc.) for the purpose of rewording any phrase with the objective of humorous discourse.
1. Person #1: Dude, what the f***?!
Person #2: I know dude, what the J-Donks?!
2. Person #1: Can you believe that a**hole cut me off?
Person #2: I know, what a J-Donk.
Person #2: I know dude, what the J-Donks?!
2. Person #1: Can you believe that a**hole cut me off?
Person #2: I know, what a J-Donk.
by Dr. Richard Strain September 8, 2010
Get the J-Donksmug. by Helpless Writer September 27, 2008
Get the Mr. Jmug. Extreme superhero, known to kick everyones ass, also a Tech teacher. He has unlimited knowledge and outwits the helmeted Masquerade any day of the week. Prominent as a superhero in the mid 20th century, later hid his superhero image and let himself go to become a teacher.
by dan444448 September 18, 2011
Get the J-vonmug.