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Hot Cheetos and Takis

Taste: Takis
Shape: Takis
Health: None (But Takis supposedly gives you cancer)
Amount: Hot Cheetos
Expiration Date: Both (They're chips lol)
Overall: Whatever you like, but be careful around those type of chips. They're gud tho!
Hot Cheetos and Takis been a debate but the only solution is to enjoy them
by xFrqity December 13, 2019
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Hot Breath Humbo

Someone who has really bad breath to the point where you cant stand close to them without your nose suffering.
Guy 1:Ugh Hunter's breath stinks
Guy 2: I know right, he is such a hot breath humbo
by SackBoi246 August 25, 2020
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Corporate Hot Pocket

When you stay after work specifically to defecate in a colleague's desk drawer, or filing cabinet.
"Yo man, ol' Jimmy threw me under the bus again. Hope he enjoys the Corporate Hot Pocket I leave in his bottom drawer."
by DJ Gladden September 24, 2013
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Hot Pork Cramwich

When you get your asshole railed and your lower intestine crammed full of fat, hard cock without the use of lubricant.
I was so horny, not to mention hungry at my Weight Watchers meeting that I went home with the old fat guy and he gave me a hot pork cramwich.

I needed the money so I hooked up with my obese sugar daddy. He gave me the hot pork cramwich as he dripped hot sweat from his forehead all down my ass crack.
by Dick Onchin October 27, 2020
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Hot Grill Summer

Hot Grill Summer

A grilling season full of fun.

Hot grill summer is about “running the grill no matter what, just having fun, and grilling what makes you feel good... It’s turning up the heat on the best meat available, making it HOT, adding more spice, adding more smoke, laying the sauce on heavy, overusing bacon, and using whatever kind of wood pellets you want, no matter what any wannabe pitmaster says..

A summer where you are the Pitmaster, your shirt is off, the beer is cold, and the grill is the center of attention. You’re in charge of your own smokiness, and you ain’t crying over no oversmoked meat, PERIOD!

It’s a hot grill summer.
Damn, Paul just got up north and started his Hot Grill Summer..
by Smokey W June 30, 2022
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hot girl excuse

A “Hot Girl Excuse“ is an excuse given by a woman who is emotionally incapable of informing a man that she is no longer interested in him.

The excuse follows a message from a man proposing a date. The reply to this message from the woman is usually well beyond the time she would have normally replied during prior communications.

The “hot girl excuse” will exclusively start with the word “Hey“and contain a superficial apology for not having replied earlier. It will involve a medical problem with herself or someone she knows or a mental health issue she’s experiencing.

The man may express sympathy/support and simply leave it at that, realizing the girl likely is not in the proper frame of mind to pursue a relationship. She will then reply with “thank you for understanding“.

If the man performs a “check-in” at a later date to “see how things are going”, the woman will reply with an emojis-less message lacking punctuation (with the possible exception of periods) to inform you that “things are still bad“.

Any additional follow ups from the man after the initial check-in will result in ghosting or a blocked number.

Hot Girl Excuse Example:

“Hey Mike, I’m sorry I didn’t respond to your text on Tuesday. My Grandma fell and had to go to the emergency room. They found a blood clot in her leg and movement can cause the clot to break, causing a pulmonary embolism. I definitely feel really emotional. I’m sorry, I can’t really meet up right now, I hope you understand.”
“So I asked Allison out for a third date but she told me one of her friends died and she wasn’t feeling like meeting up. I texted her a month later to see how she was doing, but she ghosted me… It looks like the dead friend was a hot girl excuse.”
by Weird187Mike August 1, 2021
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Hot Wheels Test

When a hot wheels car can be driven between a pair fake breasts and not touch either breast.
Jessica has a boob job.

Does the quality pass the hot wheels test?
by HotWheelzAdvocate November 24, 2021
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