grilled cheese 

a girl's version of a male's teabagging

How's about a grilled cheese?

grilled cheese by Tara D January 21, 2005

Cottage Cheese 

A fat, ugly, and old white guy who can't stop downing the big macs and weighs a hundred pounds, which makes his skin look all saggy. So it looks like cottage cheese.

Example 1:

Guy one: Ew look at that fat guy downing big macs!
Guy two: He's got some major cottage cheese.

Example two

Guy one: OMG! that fat ugly white guy in the speedo has some major cottage cheese!

Guy one: That fat ugly

Cottage Cheese by shea1bear January 24, 2009

mac and cheese afro 

Unruly blonde pubic hair.

I buried my face in that mac and cheese afro and all I could taste was fish.

mac and cheese afro by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

The cheese pizza (ver) 

When you are sucking a bitches titty, and you bite her nipple off. This gives the affect of a pepporoniless pizza.

I was fucking this bitch and sucking her titties, when I noticed she had two double D pepporoni pizza's.

The cheese pizza (ver) by Mike Jacobs July 1, 2005

grilled-cheese 

The consistency of a old woman's Vagina.

Your mother's vagina is just like a tasty grilled-cheese.

grilled-cheese by the buster April 9, 2009

Ham and Cheese Sandwich

British slang for masturbation

Eddie was working from home, so had a ham and cheese sandwich

Ham and Cheese Sandwich by WestwoodInTheHouse November 12, 2012

hobo dick cheese 

When a hobo is so thirsty for sex he carves out genitals from cheese and uses it on himself

He hobo dick cheesed himself

hobo dick cheese by Purpledicklover April 13, 2017