a very self absorbed femboy twink, a knee slapper, a self proclaimed man , a comedian, a gigolo, his intro song is “i aint got nobody (just a gigolo) by louis prima”. money getting, hes a grinderrr oh oh oh ohhh he get money fr oh oh oh oh ohh, likes to slap tf out hoes if out of line, he spreads the love alll arounddd, the one and only big nasty, he likes to feather his mullet, does roids on a daily basis and ends up getting hemorrhoids from the strong strain, unleashes the most diabolical, unhinged, life taking, nose hair burning farts ever. also shits himself alot bc of the strain and pressure of the farts.
“yoo is that john funk?” “yeah bro i heard he got the gnarliest farts ever man”
*farts*
*burns nose hairs off*
“damm nigga chill out u pullin a john funk w those farts”
*looking in the mirror w self obsession*
“aye bro u ever gonna leave the mirror alone?”
“nah im the fairest of them all the mirror said so”
*farts*
*burns nose hairs off*
“damm nigga chill out u pullin a john funk w those farts”
*looking in the mirror w self obsession*
“aye bro u ever gonna leave the mirror alone?”
“nah im the fairest of them all the mirror said so”
by jim bithell March 10, 2025
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I really hope that John Quinn doesn't clean me out tonight. 🥴🥴
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Get the John Quinnmug. When someone of a “Studly” category preferably tier 0-1 Studly is called This because they are affectionated by either famous stud JT08 Or Charlie Taylor which is a compliment to most “normal” people
“Damn you must be John 🥰”
Mhm the one and only , boutta hit up Arby's want to watch me eat the whole menu
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by anonymous January 27, 2021
Get the John 🥰mug. by Major Malard June 16, 2022
Get the John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nosemug. John Walker if a absolute fucking jezzie who actually has no mates so tags along with people like josh rice who has no clue who he is.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the John Walkermug. John is WHITE. not only does he drink pumpkin spice lattes he also plays football. sometimes he can be funny but is still really white and weird. he is also a VERY DRY texter
by jackesgossipgirl August 23, 2020
Get the Johnmug.