Dick burger

A burger you buy at Spencer’s

“Hey nice dick burger, dickhead. Where’d you get it from?“

“I got it from Spencer’s retard fuck.”

by Dickburger69 December 12, 2019

Dick pic pat

April 4th is national dick pic pat day! Send dick pics to all your buddies!

Dick pic Pat:
A person created from gay parents.

Dale: Hey man it’s April 4th!
Jake Tonn: eeewwwwwww

by Take Jonn December 15, 2019

Dick sandwich

Where u put ur dick in between a sandwich and the girl eats around the dick

Gay boy 1: Man I rlly want that dick sandwich

Ian: Here u go, u want extra mayonnaise???
Gay boy 1: yesssss🤤🤤🤤

by Joe Is The Name December 16, 2019

Dick juicer

When a girl does a corkscrew motion during missionary sex

Damn mike, Selena is a straight dick juicer!

by Pphptcr55 December 26, 2019

Dick tits

Typically found on tall women like between the ages of 40-death. More than likely has breastfed at least 5 children.

When freely hung, they droop below the belly button. They are much longer than the typical set. The nipples must be large enough to resemble the head of a penis.

Hey Lalemo! How you get that black eye?

Man my baby mama was cooking me grits without a bra on and turned around and hit me in the damn eye with her dick tits!

by BreadMan Cometh January 14, 2020

Dick bagger

Have you watched the music video to dancing in the street it’s so gay I now ship dick bagger

Mick jagger and David Bowie have the greatest ship name (dick bagger) .

by Y so funky January 19, 2020

Dick Spurt

An occurrence where the over all size of a dick increases quickly and suddenly in a short period of time (no, not a boner!)

Girl1- Last time I saw it, Johnny’s dick was so small!
Girl2- He must’ve had a dick spurt, because when it was huge last night!

by Sterben-WarStorm January 20, 2020