penis cottage cheese (form of oral sex) 

you need tape.

person 1:babe can we do penis cottage cheese (form of oral sex)?
person 2:sure, wheres the tape?

penis cottage cheese (form of oral sex) by big shaft October 23, 2019

Reverse Iranian Cheese Grater 

The opposite of the Iranian Cheese Grater where instead of taking a standard issue cheese grater and shoving it up your ass, you shove your schlong inside the standard issue cheese grator.

Yo I was with this chick last night and she wanted me to do the reverse Iranian Cheese Grater

Reverse Iranian Cheese Grater by Cw Kamikaze May 1, 2021

cottage cheese canyon 

when fat people named matt have jelly filled donut rolles and take up space and sit in an akward way

look at matt he has a cottage cheese canyon on his body.

cottage cheese canyon by blaine zalewski April 15, 2008

Swiss Cheese 

Somebody who acts nice when in presence of those who like her, but when alone with those she does not like, becomes rude and self centered. Swiss cheese's are often snobbish to the point were it becomes amusing to only you.

Layla: Hey Hayley! Apparently Carly got the lead role in the school play!
Hayley: Ughhh...
Layla: WHAT?! YOU DONT LIKE CARLY?!!!!!!111?!!!1111
Hayley: She's such a swiss cheese...
Layla: Whatev.

Swiss Cheese by Okay? Okay. October 5, 2013

Sally Cream Cheese 

A Sally cream cheese is someone who likes to eat waffles with cream cheese, who is creamy and soft inside and out.

She is such a sally cream cheese.
or are you a fucking sally cream cheese or something?

Sally Cream Cheese by Leasy B February 27, 2009

philly cheese steak 

When a male deuces on a female's chest, proceeds to "sleeze" on the poo, and follows it up by sliding it into her mouth.

Jason gave his girlfriend a philly cheese steak after she had told him that their relationship was losing flavor.

philly cheese steak by Dr, T and the women September 24, 2006

dick cheese 

Jello like build up found in urinal pipes that smells horrendous. May also take the form of slime and cottage cheese. Caused by thick yellow piss due to lack of hydration.

I'm not gonna drink any water so i can dick cheese up my urinal pipes!

dick cheese by Mr. Dick Cheese July 5, 2009