John Michael

The act of some little shit coming up and groping your asshole, just like the infamous John Michael

Man, I was just John Michaeled

by Dr. NigNog October 17, 2025

Perfect John

weird Asian man, enjoys endgame and iron man dying. He really enjoys "My Little Pony" Though like omg he has like the whole set of ponies.

Look at that perfect John he can do anything right.

by Nightmares Are Real May 3, 2019

John Craig

an AMAZING athlete,

A great dad- spoils their kids
HES HANDSOME

me: Oh look! Theres the famous athlete John Craig!!

Bob: OMG im his biggest fan!!

by glowinqxevie May 1, 2021

john serrano

A man who has a short temper and has an extremely small genetalia.

Omg his penis is so small it must be a john serrano.

by Yair Serrano September 19, 2017

John Cena

Some very muscular guy that works as a entertainer by wrestling.Recently undergoes neck surgery. Has a girlfriend named Nikki Bella.

Born to break every WWE record.
Also has catchy theme song.

John Cena is a person's name.

by VU1218 September 18, 2016

John Cena

A person everyone talks about but no one has ever seen “it”

Person: “This interview is about John Cena but I can only see a chair!”

by Meneer P September 30, 2021

jollibee john

a dickhead

don’t be like jollibee john

by beepobeep November 22, 2021