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John Michael

The act of some little shit coming up and groping your asshole, just like the infamous John Michael
Man, I was just John Michaeled
by Dr. NigNog October 17, 2025
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Perfect John

weird Asian man, enjoys endgame and iron man dying. He really enjoys "My Little Pony" Though like omg he has like the whole set of ponies.
Look at that perfect John he can do anything right.
by Nightmares Are Real May 3, 2019
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John Craig

an AMAZING athlete,

A great dad- spoils their kids
HES HANDSOME
me: Oh look! Theres the famous athlete John Craig!!

Bob: OMG im his biggest fan!!
by glowinqxevie May 1, 2021
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john serrano

A man who has a short temper and has an extremely small genetalia.
Omg his penis is so small it must be a john serrano.
by Yair Serrano September 19, 2017
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John Cena

Some very muscular guy that works as a entertainer by wrestling.Recently undergoes neck surgery. Has a girlfriend named Nikki Bella.

Born to break every WWE record.
Also has catchy theme song.
John Cena is a person's name.
by VU1218 September 18, 2016
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John Cena

A person everyone talks about but no one has ever seen “it”
Person: “This interview is about John Cena but I can only see a chair!”
by Meneer P September 30, 2021
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jollibee john

by beepobeep November 22, 2021
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