Double headed dragon 

A three-some where: person #1 is performing oral on person #2 while having sex with person number #3 , while the #3 is licking the rectum of person #2 simultaneously with #1 doing oral.

Person #2 talking to his brother: man, Sidney and Oliver played me like a double headed dragon last night!

Brother: oh yeah?!

Person #2: yeah man, my bed was a literal slip and slide and my knees didn't work for hours after!

Double headed dragon by Criddie January 6, 2024

Double Mic-ing 

When someone has their in game voice chat enabled alongside voice chat on another application (e.g, Discord).

"and that's when he-"
"and that's when he-"
"Dude, you're Double Mic-ing"
"oh sorry, is this better?"

Double Mic-ing by SillyBuggar January 16, 2024

Double dick fondue

When one man packs fudge from the back and the other cracks nuts from the front they rotate rinse and repeat.

Bro my d*ck’s itching after that double dick fondue

Double dick fondue by FrostyDaDopeMan January 20, 2024

Double-Standard Declyn

The male version of a Double-Standard Debbie. A man who believes women should just see he's a 'nice guy' but then hypocritically harshly judges women based on their looks. Funniest part is that this type of guy usually has no intention of changing his appearance or improving himself to get the type of woman he actually wants.

Dave: I'm so tired of women! All they care about are tall guys with six packs!
Ivan: Alright, well, what about Hannah? She told she thinks you're funny.
Dave: Ew, no. I don't wanna date that fat wench.
Ivan: You literally are more out of shape than her.
Dave: I just want a woman who takes care of herself.
Ivan: You're a Double-Standard Declyn. No wonder you're single.

Double-Standard Declyn by A random nobody :) January 25, 2024

Double P.H.A.T. 

Pro an con pretty hot and tempting plus psycho hateful and treacherous

Bro, that girl I partied with last night was a double p.h.a.t.

Double P.H.A.T. by Theenthusiast January 30, 2024

Double bogging 

When a toilet wont flush properly, and you need to shit on a previous shit left by the previous occupant.

I really need to get this toilet fixed. Looks like I be double bogging this mornings loaf.

Double bogging by WillyTheSmink February 2, 2024

Double Fudge Sickle 

When two black men engage in gay sex. The top pulls out, and the bottom gives the top fellatio.

Steve gave Jered his double fudge sickle after some hot steamy but sex.

Double Fudge Sickle by Bruce Plamen February 8, 2024