A female playing all sides, especially the males, is celebrated in music and other media, but a guy playing all sides is someone everyone is trying to take into custody.
Females quick to try and pick at everyone else's double standards don't usually see their own for what they are.
by Solid Mantis November 9, 2020
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Term coined to describe missing an exit ramp on the interstate and taking various twists and turns to get your ass back on track to your intended destination.
Double Uie ain’t a word! You made that shit up!
Oh yeah? Wait one hour and that bitch will be a word! Urban Dictionary doesn’t bullshit
Oh yeah? Wait one hour and that bitch will be a word! Urban Dictionary doesn’t bullshit
by SnoopMoon November 22, 2020
Get the Double Uie mug.It's when a guy gets their dick and ego stroked at the same time. While jerking you off, a girl will repeatedly and in rapid succession give you compliments, engorging your dick and your ego, all while the dick stroker stares deeply into your eyes with an emotionless face.
Someone just gave me the ole Double Whammy. It was a nightmare but i'd like to try again for scientific purposes.
by JOEofPOWER November 23, 2020
Get the Double Whammy mug.The act of attaining an erection while sitting on the toilet and then terrifyingly unwedging it out from under the toilet seat. This process typically involves skill or else we get our definition.
John: "yo I took a fat shit yesterday but can't have sex tonight cause I accidentally gave myself a 'double circumcision' "
Joe: "oh my god man why didn't you tell me"
Joe: "oh my god man why didn't you tell me"
by S. Millows June 2, 2020
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Get the s double h mug.It’s the act in which you sit on someone’s face and shove their nose up either your ass or your vagina. This usually ends in your partners nose being broke.
by Regret June 10, 2020
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