Martini Dick

Rich people don't want that poor people dick, they want that martini dick. Martini sugar is placed around the penis then an umbrella is stuck in the urethra.

Mr. Gates wanted that martini dick so bad he made a watch worth $10,000.

by GoosyGooseMcGoossinberg March 30, 2015

Burger Dick

A painful, but usually temporary condition, whereby the male penis is literally raw and tender to the touch from extended periods of sexual intercourse. Burger Dick usually occurs after weekend long sex romps, hours of rough sex or extremely tight and tiny love holes. Redness, rawness and swelling are common conditions of Burger Dick.

Roger took his new girlfriend Carrie on a weekend get away. The ultimately never left the hotel room and had rough, uninhibited sex all weekend long. Roger went to work on Monday with a grimace on his face due to his severe case of Burger Dick. He was sore for several days.

by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015

satans dick

When you put hot sauce on your dick, before having sex with someone as a prank or revenge.
Or…
When you put hot sauce on somebody's vibrator.

i got so mad at my mom that i put hot sauce on her vibrator, so the next time she uses it, it'll feel like satans dick.

by LiverpoolWon January 29, 2016

Dick frog

Dick frog is a girl that hops from dick to dick to dick , they often hide in high schools and bars . They often complain say that other girls are hoe but are one them selfs.

Mark-Bro she's hot

Trever- man you don't want her she's a dick frog, she fucked 3 football plays since last Monday

by Travisthewelder November 16, 2018

Dick Whipping

the dick whipping concept is where if you have a dick it has to be 100% ready to be whipped at all times or else you get fucking shot or beat to death. 1000% mortality rate

ALEX: HEY IZUNNA ARE YOU READY FOR DICK WHIPPING TIME.
IZUNNA: OH NO I FORGOT IT WAS DICK WHIPPING TIME.
ALEX: OH I GUESS ITS TIME FOR YOU TO DIE -Whips out his monster cock and slaps him in face multiple times until death-

by horsecocktime November 29, 2018

Bees dick

Approximately 1.44mm. Generally used in the carpentry trade

Mitch, cut a bees dick of this Weather board.

by Tpain1978 March 25, 2019

Burrito Dick

Any penis that isn't circumcised, generally a Mexican's.

Janet: Did you fuck that one boy, Liam?
Brittany: Absolutely not! He's got a fucking burrito dick.

by curvedsquad February 6, 2018