corey john

A sweetheart of a guy who can light up anyone's day.. Has an amazing head on his shoulders (shoulders which tend to be ridiculously perfect) A health conscious individual, Corey takes care of himself physically and as a result has a very sexy body. He's a handsome man with determination and drive, highly intelligent, a good sense of humor, easy going and carefree, easy to talk to, and full of optimism!

He's basically every girls dream guy and more

His weaknesses consist of: cheese, late night snacking, treading over his own feet, and speeding.

you're lucky you found a Corey John

by Islek sregdor May 6, 2017

John from 1776

A man who uses outbursts of generalized masculine phrases and sayings to disguise his homosexual desires and history

Does that John from 1776 really think yelling about guns and whiskey is fooling anyone??

by PowerFart July 22, 2025

Thomas John Ellis Is Dennis Jackson Robles

Thomas John Ellis Is Dennis Jackson Robles

Thomas John Ellis Is Dennis Jackson Robles

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

John jay

A bunch of jerks that come on here to bust there confidence wit there lonely asses

Oh lay oh lay oh lay John jay is gay oh lay oh lay oh lay oh lay

by Don’t worry about it sweet ❤️ October 26, 2019

John Cena

John Felix Anthony Cena Jr., An American professional wrestler currently signed with WWE and actor with net worth of 60 million USD. He plays a good guy using a thug white boy rapper gimmick, often times spitting rhymes before matches and self proclaiming himself as "The Doctor of Thuganomics".

Samuel: Hold up, your saying Nikki Bella is engaged to John Cena, that lame af wrestler that dresses like a child?!
Jedediah: Well yeah but she called it off and dumped his ass because he didn't want to knock her up.
Samuel: tf....that dudes a retard
Jedediah: He's taken a lot of f5s over the years

by Maxdout May 28, 2021

Sweatpants John

Sweatpants John is what you call someone that is really good at a video game. They try so hard that they sweat. And they would then need to put Sweatpants on.

Brooooo that Sweatpants John literally killed me in 5 seconds. Fortnite is such a tough game!

by Cragnon December 17, 2023

chris and john

the cutest fuckin couple ever ...like they both assholes and idk who they really are but ik they are the most known assholes in our class...2 assholes should be together they look freaky no lie ;)

omg chris and john are cute together but ...there fuckin assholes...maybe they can change each other
those freaky ass motherfuckers ;)

by ufo.kitten March 7, 2017