Alex
by Trio, Bestie 1 October 13, 2023
Get the Alex mug.Alex is a beautiful man. I love watching him play soccer as his gyat jiggles around up down and around (and side to side).
He is loved by everyone even though he smells like dead fish. When Alex bends over I can't help myself but approach it with my hands out and drooling. He's asking for it, so I give it a good rub.
He is loved by everyone even though he smells like dead fish. When Alex bends over I can't help myself but approach it with my hands out and drooling. He's asking for it, so I give it a good rub.
by katya__ October 16, 2023
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Mister mysterious. Owns 3 cats. Of which there is one orange cat who often is found stuck in nearby trees. Part of the sigma six and the savage seven, often affiliated with the nigga nine. Absolutely savage and all his cats are scared shitless of his presence. Absolutely.
Person 1: Hello
Alex Zhang: Baaaabababaaa
Person 1: Shut up please. Alex zhang.
Alex Zhang: Do not speak with such distaste in the presence of a nigga nine member.
Person 1: ..
Alex Zhang: Baaaabababaaa
Person 1: Shut up please. Alex zhang.
Alex Zhang: Do not speak with such distaste in the presence of a nigga nine member.
Person 1: ..
by hardhitter1992 October 16, 2023
Get the Alex Zhang mug.A Alexander is emo inside and likes to be closed off, but once you get to know him he is a wild one. He likes to make fun of people and call them names. He is also thinks he has a big dick but in reality he has a small dick. He thinks he is cool but buying Star Wars merch and pretending to be Dark Vader. If you meet an Alexander run as fast as you can.
by Fab19 October 17, 2023
Get the Alexander mug.A bastard orphan son of a whore who doesnt throw away his shot. He met 4 friends his first friend was Aaron Burr, the damn fool who shot him. Alexander was the 10 dollar founding father without a father. Alexander cheated on Eliza Schyler cause he wanted pussy still. Then his son died then he died. Lol
Alexander Hamilton: bbg i cant leave. Eliza Schyler: ok pookie bye i trust you. Maria Renyolds: ok pookie bbg give me smex. Alexander Hamilton: ok
by Babagrillwuas October 19, 2023
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Female Rush fan: "Do you even know how HOT Alex Lifeson is?!"
Male Rush fan: "Tell me about it, even *I'm* head over heels!"
Male Rush fan: "Tell me about it, even *I'm* head over heels!"
by PermanentRadiowaves October 24, 2023
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