Gary Du

Spongebob snail who has the biggest d**k in the world.

Person 1: Do you know Gary Du?
Person 2: Not personally but I see his dick every morning filling our neighbourhood.

by hardhitter1992 November 03, 2021

Ben Qian

A really anorexic hot man and all the women want to have s** with him and make some babies.

Person 1: Did you see Ben Qian?
Person 2: No I think he was having sex with 10 women!
Person 1: Oh so just the usual!

by hardhitter1992 November 03, 2021

dllm

A chinese slang 'Diu Lei Lou mou' meaning "nigga fuck faggot retard XD"

Person 1: dllm!
Person 2: suicides*

by hardhitter1992 June 23, 2022

Alex Zhang

Mister mysterious. Owns 3 cats. Of which there is one orange cat who often is found stuck in nearby trees. Part of the sigma six and the savage seven, often affiliated with the nigga nine. Absolutely savage and all his cats are scared shitless of his presence. Absolutely.

Person 1: Hello
Alex Zhang: Baaaabababaaa
Person 1: Shut up please. Alex zhang.
Alex Zhang: Do not speak with such distaste in the presence of a nigga nine member.

Person 1: ..

by hardhitter1992 October 16, 2023

Yat Long Lau

Tiny d**k man with a huge body, COOL!

Not really much but he is black Yat Long Lau

by hardhitter1992 November 03, 2021

Aidan Wong

Founder and CEO of Wong Dry Cleaning. Consistent general excellence award winner, straight A student. Stray Kids connoisseur, McDonald's promotions exploiter, Car Crushers Trillionaire, puller of bitches, MLBB mythic player.

Person 1: Who won the general excellence awards this year?
Person 2: Who do you think!
Person 1: No you mother fucker
Person 2: Aidan Wong you bastard !
Person 3: Ba ba ba baa ba ba

by hardhitter1992 February 13, 2023