by hardhitter1992 November 04, 2021
Mister mysterious. Owns 3 cats. Of which there is one orange cat who often is found stuck in nearby trees. Part of the sigma six and the savage seven, often affiliated with the nigga nine. Absolutely savage and all his cats are scared shitless of his presence. Absolutely.
Person 1: Hello
Alex Zhang: Baaaabababaaa
Person 1: Shut up please. Alex zhang.
Alex Zhang: Do not speak with such distaste in the presence of a nigga nine member.
Person 1: ..
Alex Zhang: Baaaabababaaa
Person 1: Shut up please. Alex zhang.
Alex Zhang: Do not speak with such distaste in the presence of a nigga nine member.
Person 1: ..
by hardhitter1992 October 16, 2023
by hardhitter1992 June 24, 2022
Person 1: Do you know Gary Du?
Person 2: Not personally but I see his dick every morning filling our neighbourhood.
Person 2: Not personally but I see his dick every morning filling our neighbourhood.
by hardhitter1992 November 04, 2021
Founder and CEO of Wong Dry Cleaning. Consistent general excellence award winner, straight A student. Stray Kids connoisseur, McDonald's promotions exploiter, Car Crushers Trillionaire, puller of bitches, MLBB mythic player.
Person 1: Who won the general excellence awards this year?
Person 2: Who do you think!
Person 1: No you mother fucker
Person 2: Aidan Wong you bastard !
Person 3: Ba ba ba baa ba ba
Person 2: Who do you think!
Person 1: No you mother fucker
Person 2: Aidan Wong you bastard !
Person 3: Ba ba ba baa ba ba
by hardhitter1992 February 14, 2023
Person 1: Did you see Ben Qian?
Person 2: No I think he was having sex with 10 women!
Person 1: Oh so just the usual!
Person 2: No I think he was having sex with 10 women!
Person 1: Oh so just the usual!
by hardhitter1992 November 04, 2021