Long John Silver

When you eat out a bitch and then she cuts out and leaves without giving you anything in return

I was chilling with this bitch last night and she gave me the old long John silver and dipped out before I burned the head

by That White Man Crazy May 8, 2025

John Farley

A guy who absolutely sucks, Always have, john Farley is a guy that will always be fruity but everyone still loves him

Also known as John Triplett

Wow that guy John Farley sucks

by You’re boy skinny penis May 11, 2025

John Blackbaud

John Blackbaud is the man who created the hit school website Blackbaud. He founded the Blackbaud Foundation for Homeless Children in 1592.

Hey did you know John Blackbaud is the best?

by Andygub321 May 11, 2025

John Summit

A famous DJ; a way to refer to a female orgasm when masturbating .

She was DJing the bean till she hit that John Summit

by Zackattack42069 May 12, 2025

Richard John Thurston Jones

A group of words describing something that is boring, or bland

This movie is so Richard John Thurston Jones

by borrisballpit476 May 14, 2025

Jimmy that John

when a direct object (the john) enters another object or space (the jimmy). inspired by the sandwich chain in which the sandwich is the john and the wrapper is the jimmy. this applies to any situation in which something enters a place of any sort. this is a grammatical/philosophical concept.

“i really jimmed this john”
“im gonna jimmy that john” (put something somewhere)

“the book is the jimmy the john is the story”

“the mouth is the jimmy the food is the john”
“if you spend your whole life jimmying other johns will you ever get your john jimmied”

by thejohner May 16, 2025

John Wick

the new phrase to replace jesus christ

some people, John Wick, do they ever shut up

by -Dat Mental Gamer- May 17, 2025