Before getting a blowjob, dump melted chocolate all over your cock and nutsack, then add whipped cream on your pubic hairs and your cock, then add a cherry on the tip and have the girl lick it all off.
by Nazi Guido April 19, 2011
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Get the Hot country mile mug.The act of giving a hand job while licking the anus of a man. During ejaculation the man defecates into his partners mouth while simultaneously showering them in semen.
I had planned to give my husband a Hot Lunch Tuggy on the night of our 46th anniversary, but he had Applebees for lunch and I detest the taste of digested asparagus.
by El Presidente 69 July 5, 2017
Get the Hot Lunch Tuggy mug.What? I'm hot. Is something commonly said after being caught naked (masturbating). However it is also said after doing something stupid, dumb, or embarrassing and is used as justification for one's actions.
My friend caught me naked with a bottle of lotion in one hand and my dick in the other. I quickly said "What? I'm hot." To justify why I was nude. My friend is so stupid he never realized that I was actually masturbating.
by Who knew glasses looked sexy? May 30, 2016
Get the What? I'm hot. mug.When a man shits in a women's vagina then procedes to ram the shit even further with a soccer ball to the point where the woman almost dies of absolute fuckery.
by The chaotic nigger June 4, 2016
Get the Brazilian hot pocket mug.A term used to describe an apartment that, despite being located in a temperate climate and is equipped with air conditioning, is africa-hot 24/7. Like most sexually transmitted diseases, one is not aware of this disease while viewing the apartment, but rather experience it after sleeping in it one time.
Typically even when you find the source of the heat, there's no way to shut it off and the superintendent, who's a dickbag, laughs as he apologizes at the same time and says sorry. Good thing you signed that 2 year lease last week.
Typically even when you find the source of the heat, there's no way to shut it off and the superintendent, who's a dickbag, laughs as he apologizes at the same time and says sorry. Good thing you signed that 2 year lease last week.
I don't get it! I've been running the AC for 3 days straight at full blast and im still sitting in ball-soup. Its like this place has Hot Apartment Syndrome or some crap.
I don't want to stay at your place tonight, your place has Hot Apartment Syndrome. It's like fucking Zimbabwe in there.
I don't want to stay at your place tonight, your place has Hot Apartment Syndrome. It's like fucking Zimbabwe in there.
by TPBSpeedwagon August 11, 2010
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